By now you probably know that I’ve been writing as “Helen Killer” over at Regretsy.
I started the site in October for my own amusement, and it has now become a full-time job.
I have no idea how this happened. It’s not like I’m smart enough or connected enough to put together a site with this kind of traffic. If I were, I’d have done it a long time ago.
In any case, I’m thrilled about the whole thing. I even have a book deal at Random House, and I’m writing it right now! And I better be, because apparently you can already order it. And it’s already marked down. Damn, publishing is tough.
Suffice it to say, I will not be updating this site with any regularity anytime in the foreseeable future. But I encourage you to come to Regretsy, follow me on Twitter, or join the Facebook fan page (almost 22,000 people as of this writing). There are a lot of very funny people over there, and all of them are meaner than I could ever be. I think it’s right up your alley.
- April
- Holiday Mp3s are still located here




