FROM THE MAILBAG

May 20th, 2013 · Mailbag

From: (REMOVED)
To: april@aprilwinchell.com
Re: You Cutey

April,

ya gotta post some pics of yourself when you were younger. You had to have been a cutey. No I’m not a pervert. Just noticed your current facial features reveal you were a very attractive gal. It’d be nice to see.

Oh, I can’t tell you how flattering this was. Every woman wants to hear that she was most likely attractive at some point in her life. You can tell just by looking at her current facial features, sort of like looking at Ozymandias and gathering he had a nose many thousands of years ago.

Please write back soon and talk about my weight.

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FROM THE MAILBAG

February 26th, 2013 · Mailbag, Video

FROM: Jane
TO: April
DATE: Mon, February 25, 2013 4:02:57 PM

I know you are into weird shit and/or creepy fuckery, so you just might enjoy these 35 seconds of pure cognitive dissonance.

This is a Russian ad for a shop that sells work clothes. And yes, the shop is called “We Cum,” which makes absolutely no sense in Russian.

But still – there are boobs, a naked lady with a crying eagle tearing through her chest, some crazy guy and shoes.

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Bring in the Ringer

February 25th, 2013 · Idiots

Hey here’s an idea. How about you don’t change the name of a classic work, but hire an actual disabled actor to play the role? Wouldn’t that be kind of great?

No?

WELL YOU’RE THE ARTISTIC DIRECTOR

Other shows in the Oddsocks 2013 Theatre Season:

• One Flew Over the Psychiatric Hospital
• Children of as Good a God as Yours
• Girl, Resumed
• See Some Evil, Depending on the Light and Where You’re Standing
• My Left Foot, Unless You Don’t Have a Left Foot, In Which Case I Mean Either Foot, or None

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