My sister Janet sent me something very strange yesterday.
I don’t know where she found this, but apparently someone is selling magnetized “Get Slim Slippers”.
I have to admit, I didn’t get this. To me this looked like someone picked up a few thousand size 0 slippers in Malaysia and had to come up with something quick.
But maybe I was overlooking the obvious. Maybe everytime you get up to go to the refrigerator, you fall. And that slows you down a little.
So I decided to read the copy:
With Get Slim Slippers, you will not go on a diet, change your eating habits, take any medicine or do lots of exercises just to get slim.
The six powerful magnets located near the surface of the slippers will, when walking, stimulate the nerve endings in the soles and increase blood circulation.
This effect will speed up your metabolism and improve digestion and elimination.
Hang on . . . you’re saying that simply by walking, you can increase your metabolism?
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