Top Ten Good Things About Getting Older
- Gray hair has more body.
- The therapy is starting to kick in.
- Arthritis makes you less likely to lose your wedding ring.
- No one asks you how you did on the SAT.
- Plenty of good books are available in large print editions.
- Modern Maturity is actually a pretty good magazine.
- No more camping.
- Dinner out costs much less when you eat between 4 and 6.
- It’s now ok to wear big soft underpants.
- More and more of the people you hate are dead.
What a birthday! Let me tell you all about the exciting day I've had.
It started this morning when family and friends dropped by unexpectedly. I'll admit, I wasn't really into it at first, but after a while I loosened up.
My husband and I read my birthday cards together, which was a lot of fun. I never get tired of those "over the hill" cards! Honestly, next to Garfield cartoons, nothing makes me laugh harder.
Next came the cake. I had hoped they wouldn't put my real age on it (a lady likes to keep a few secrets!), but I guess the the cat's out of the bag now!
I got an extra special surprise when KFI management dropped by with some sort of legal document they needed me to sign in a hurry! Something about relinquishing my AFTRA membership and working for minimum wage. I couldn't read the fine print very well, but if you can't trust Clear Channel, who can you trust?
Well, it had been a long day. By the time I took my make-up off and laid down for a nap, I was completely exhausted!
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