April Winchell

The fabulous Wil Wheaton will be on my show this Sunday!

I'm talking about The Actual Wil Wheaton, in my humble little studio, sitting in the very same chair that Pat Boone sat in last year, as well as the naked Brazillian house cleaner. Wil Wheaton, star of such films as Stand By Me and Flubber, and the television show Star Trek: The Next Generation. That's right, Wesley "Catsuit" Crusher himself! If this kind of high quality entertainment keeps up, I'm going to have to start wearing diapers.

Perhaps you think of Wil this way. Perhaps you think of him this way. Either one is correct, because thinking of Wil Wheaton is different for everybody. There is no right or wrong way to think of Wil Wheaton. Except this. This is wrong.

Of course, there's more to Wil Wheaton than all those disturbing, pre-pubescent Tiger Beat scans you find on scary German web sites maintained by full grown men. Oh yes, there’s a lot more.

Wil has his own web site. He peforms with a prestigious Los Angeles comedy group. He has a new movie coming out on January 25th, and we’ll be giving away free passes. Yes, Wil Wheaton is a renaissance man who plays a lot of video games and listens to Cake. And that’s good enough for me.

Now, as much as I like Wil, I can't take the credit for rediscovering his acid-washed good looks. I was turned onto his magical ways by my favorite web site, a place that reveres him as the modern day hero he his.

So let me extend an open invitation to all my fellow Farkers. Call in Sunday, and ask Wil whatever you can think of that will make him uncomfortable and sorry he came on. Because I'm famous for that kind of hospitality.

If you can't pick up the show where you live, move. Barring that, you can listen live, right here.

Live long and prosper.