I sent out the Winchell Wiper about 15 minutes ago, and already a pantload of them have bounced back. All the rejects seem to be coming from Hotmail, MSN and Cox addresses.
I also have a lot of them coming back from people who have "exceeded their quota". So if you don't get wiped, clean out your box or drop Hotmail and MSN like the filthy habits they are.
And if that doesn't work for you, remember I always archive the Wipers here, so you can see the current issue online.
Also, please take a minute to peruse the fine assortment of worthless goods for sale in the new "Buy Crap" section. Many of these items were handmade by underage Indonesian children in the finest sweatshops in the world. If it's good enough for Nike, it's good enough for me.
A portion of the proceeds of all these items goes to Project Angel Food. And by "a portion of the proceeds", I mean everything left over after I get myself a dermabrasion and a new Isabella Fiore handbag with sequined kitties on it.
No, that's a lie. What that means is that I don't get all the money you pay for this stuff. I have put a modest mark-up on the merchandise, and that's the money I send to Project Angel Food.
Anyway, I hope you like the stuff. I am working on a new design for T-shirts with anal X-rays on them. But that's more of a formal thing you might wear to a wedding.
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