April Winchell

Puppetry of the Penis Contest

If you listened to the show last week, you heard me interview David Friend and Simon Morely, the two men behind the international smash hit, "Puppetry of the Penis".

All right, maybe "smash hit" is an unfortunate choice of words, but it's too late now.

David and Simon left me with more than some lasting memories. They left me with 4 pairs of tickets to Puppetry of the Penis, which opens at the Coronet Theatre on August 13th.

Two pair are for opening night and two pair are for the following night.

The question is, how do I decide who is worthy to receive them?

Well, it's simple, really. Send me jpgs of your own personal penis tricks.

Now before you call the ACLU, let me make clear that you do not have to have a penis to enter. Oh no, I'm not that stupid. The last thing I need is Gloria Allred on my ass (actually, that may be the last thing anyone needs).

You can send me pictures of someone else's penis, a photshop penis trick, something reminscent of a penis, I don't care, as long as it's penis oriented and amusing.

There are only two limitations:

• No porn
• You must agree to allow me to post the penis pics on this web site (you will not be indentified. Well, unless you really want to be).

Here's an entry I received yesterday:

Hi, April! I don't have a photo of a penis, but here are two wiener dogs and their hot dog squeaker toy. I think they should win because they are so cute.

I also recieved this picture, which is something I'll never forget.

Ha! Get it? Never forget? Because see . . . yeah.

All right kids, start slipping me your weiners.