Ask anyone in Chicago
Now this is more like it.
First of all, he's sophisticated. You would know that even if he didn't say so himself. Something about the sandals and the way he's sitting. And he's Australian! You know how I feel about those Aussies and their penis puppetry.
Secondly, apart from having to be over 21, there's no age restriction like that other guy in Pittsburgh. Sure, there's a cheese restriction, but not an age restriction. This guy just wants to party. And apparently, he's a riot on the dance floor.
The only problem is that $3500 starting bid. It's a little rich for my blood. But then, someone's gotta pay for those hats.
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