Up Your Ante
All right, frankly I'd like to see a little more action in our AIDS Walk team. I want to see more people joining, and I want to see more cash being ponied up. That's what I want to see. That and Hugh Jackman in a jock strap. Making me pancakes.
Where was I?
Oh yes. It ocurred to me that I might be able to generate a little fund raising excitement for the Aids Walk if I offered a prize.
Not just any prize, not like the crap I usually try to pass off as something of value, but a seroius prize. A one-of-a-kind prize that will make you the envy of everyone you know.
And it also can't cost anything. Beause it's Clear Channel.
So here's what I've come up with.
Anyone who gets $500 or more in donations for our team will get a personalized outgoing message for their answering machine, performed by me.
And, the person to raise the most money in donations over $1000 for our team will get this:
I will personally come over to your house with Schaefer and Ramrod and clean your bathroom bowl while they record it for our listeners. You can even call into the show when we air the piece and tell everyone if I did a good job.
The only caveat here is that you have to be within driving distance, and you can't be a prison inmate.
Come on!
You're not going to get this kind of action from Ira Fistell, I can tell you that right now.
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