Signs your Motivational Speaker is Depressed
- His seminar is titled, "Harnessing the Power of Self-Loathing."
- Keeps remarking how coffin-like the lectern is.
- His wrists are bandaged and his suit has visible blood stains.
- "The key to a happy and successful life? Don't marry a soul-sucking, bank-account-draining minion of Satan."
- During the "fire walk," asks that [...]
Entries from August 2002
August 23rd, 2002 · No Comments
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August 22nd, 2002 · No Comments
Deal of the Day: $15 Dogs
On Friday, July 26, 86 dogs were seized from a home in Burbank. The dogs were crated in the house, which, according to animal control, was at least 100 degrees inside.
The animals have been in the custody of the shelter and became available for adoption this past Saturday. Normally, the [...]
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August 21st, 2002 · No Comments
Up Your Ante
All right, frankly I'd like to see a little more action in our AIDS Walk team. I want to see more people joining, and I want to see more cash being ponied up. That's what I want to see. That and Hugh Jackman in a jock strap. Making me pancakes.
Where was I?
Oh yes. [...]
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