God, I'm proud
I cannot believe how many of you showed up ay the AIDS Walk yesterday. It was unthinkable that so many people were willing to actually be somewhere at 8:30 a.m., and then voluntarily walk 7 miles. For no money. You sick bastards.
Now, you know I generally frown on physical activity of any kind. And I also don't condone leaving your home. In a perfect world, we'd all sink into our couches, Tivos hooked up to our eyelids, interrupted only by faceless government workers who place delicious hot meals on our doorsteps and scamper away after ringing the bell. Now that's living.
Where was I?
Yes, the Aids Walk.
Oh, it was great. So many of you showed up. Such great people. We raised a lot of money, and I was so happy to be part of it.
However, in a major upset, a lovely woman named Stacy raised significantly more jack that My Best Friend Roy. And that means SHE is the winner of the toilet cleaning premium. I can't believe it myself, but apparently I will be going to her house in the very near future, toilet brush in hand, and cleaning her damn bowl while Schaef and Ramrod record the event for posterity. Then you, the listener, can enjoy my humiliation on the air.
Though that's not much different than the usual show.
We also have several winners of the outgoing voice message premium, which I offered to anyone raising $500 or more. Here they are:
Winners, please email me and we'll get the details worked out.
Thank you all.
Also, a big update today. Four new shows have been archived, new promos and Fabio lessons uploaded, and the Ricki system alerts are here! Hope you enjoy them
I am back this Saturday, and will be doing my big ass Halloween spectacular!
Yeah. I got nothin'.
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