April Winchell

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December 19th, 2002 · No Comments


Only 5 Shopping Days Before Christmas

If you're anything like me, you've been too busy drinking to think about Christmas.Well, it's not too late. You still have a few days to find something to throw at your loved ones, much like a monkey flings his feces at zoo patrons.

Here are some last-minute suggestions you might find helpful:

  • The Boyfriend Pillow
  • Prozak for Lovers
  • A very special bible
  • Make it yourself and save!
  • Open wide and say "Christmas"
  • Go Razorbacks
  • Smells like chicken
  • Save your sole
  • Possum fur nipple warmers
  • Don't forget Fluffy

    Reminder

    Remember to tune into the Mr. KABC show tomorrow night at 10:00 PM (AM 790) for my Christmas show. I'll be playing all the lovely things I've been saving for you all year, and burning my bridges like so many yuletide logs.

    Happy Holidays!

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