American Midol
That's the name of my new show.
Every month, a group of women come out onstage and demonstrate their PMS symptoms. There's the weeper, the screamer, the one with the mood swings, the overeater . . . really you're only limited by your imagination.
America votes off the women they can tolerate the least, and the [...]
Entries from May 2003
May 21st, 2003 · No Comments
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May 21st, 2003 · No Comments
Don't Fence Me In
I lost my windows yesterday.
They boarded them up from the outside, so this is what I look at now. It's nice, isn't it? Here's another view.
It's like that Tim Matheson movie. Eventually they'll just seal all the doors and windows, and I'll update the web log until I run out of air. [...]
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May 16th, 2003 · No Comments
Friday Brown Bag of Crap
Cross your legs kids, because here comes a steaming bag of Friday crap! A week's worth of garbage, saved in a comedy bucket under my desk, dished up with a side of corn.
What’s that smell? Why, it’s comedy!
The Appetizer
First, the highly fabulous Roger has spoiled us rotten this week. He is [...]
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