April Winchell

April Reloaded

I just finished pulling a bunch of wires and moving shit around so I could get back online. And here I am! Hot damn this is exciting! I'll lose the connection tomorrow when the builders get back, but let's not talk about tomorrow. We've got tonight.

God, this feels good. You know, I didn't think I would miss being online that much. I really thought I was going to be all right. Go live on the prairie, churn my own butter, make gingham bonnets. I was going to live the simple life. Yeah, right. What did that last, a week? Laura Ingalls my ass.

Well, as long as we have this time together, let me show you around the place. This is my office.

Here's another view. Nice, isn't it?

Actually, it's not too bad. My working environment is shot for the time being, but so what? My days are filled with Quincy reruns anyway. At least these guys show up everyday and work. And they're not that drunk.

In other news, I voiced one of the cows in a new California Cheese cow commercial. My fellow cows were Tress MacNeille and Mary Gross, who, it turns out, is the sister of Michael Gross. Who knew? Did you know? Because I didn't know.

I also did some work on The Emperor's New Groove II (which is really an old groove by now, but who's counting?), and I did Mr. KABC's show last Friday. I had a great time. I should have the last two shows archived in a week or so, with any luck.

I'll be on his show again June 27, from 9:00 to midnight. I already have a fabulous hostess gift, courtesy of my nephew who gave it to me today. I can't tell you much because I don't want to spoil things. Just think Dr. Laura.