April Winchell

. . . and loving it

Well here I am, just me and all my shit, stuffed into about 10 square feet of space. It feels great. Kind of like a coffin, but not as roomy.

My God, I have a lot of crap. You really don't know what you have until you have to take it all out and put it in the dining room. And what the hell am I doing with a bundt pan?

All right, so I have about 15 minutes before I have to unplug all this stuff and vacate the room. So I thought I'd do a mini update, just to let you know I'm here, I'm straight, get used to it.

I played some new tunes on Mr. KABC the other night, and some of them were so good I felt compelled to post them for you.

First we have The Lounge-O-Leers with their rendition of My Heart Will Go On. I've always felt this song should be performed this way. The Celine Dion version really needed the tambourine and fog horn.

Next up, Princess Ramona, daughter of Cherokee Nation Chief Standing Horse, Yodeling for the Lord. This is the second Christian yodeling song in my collection, and that fills me with hope. Someday I would like to have the largest collection of Christian yodeling songs in existence. Although, with two, I may already be there.

Speaking of yodeling, here's Japanese a capella artist Dokaka, doing . . . whatever it is he does.

And finally, because so many of you have asked for this, I've finally located and uploaded the theme song from my dad's television show, Winchell Mahoney Time.

Well, that's it for now. I will have two new Mr. KABC shows uploaded as soon as my webmaster gets them encoded for me.

Until then, try not to think about this. Or this. Or any connection between the two.