9:00 – 10:00 PM

I feel like Princess Di

Another fine Pez product

Sexual secrets revealed

As long as we’re talking about Quincy

This hour: All Elvis

“Polterchrist”

Another bra story

10:00 – 11:00 PM

Mr. K can’t get off the bra thing

Spoiled Pits

Worst 4th of July ever

My drunk neighbor

I hate Citibank

Chili’s punks

Susan Smith’s personal ad

Mascot stories

11:00 – Midnight

cutoffmyfeet.com

Fill in the blanks

Happy Birthday, Matthew

Recorded info from the Graham Cinema in Graham, North Carolina

Don’t pee on the chicken

The Incredible Hulk Penis

Phone calls