April Winchell

From the Mailbag

Long time ex-listener and frequent wanker Matt sends us this delightful Ebay item. Hard to believe it didn't sell. As the auction description says, it's "ayecatching"!

Baron Von Bingo, with whom I'll be calling bingo games next Monday night at The Parlour, sends this new game. I wish I had one of these with me when I went to Fred Segal yesterday. I would have won something, or at least been arrested for yelling "Bingo" every five minutes.

Next, the ridiculously talented Alexander sends this link to the works of exciting new artist Raphael Perez. Mr. Perez's leitmotif involves men giving birth through their asses. Just beautiful, really. Sorry I didn't have this link up for father's Day, but I'm only one woman.

Long time ex-listener and two-fisted Schnapps drinker L. H. sends this link to the songs of Charles Manson. Song samples are available, so that's a plus. But what seals the deal for me are the reviews by Amazon customers, one of whom ponders "how big Charlie would have been if it wasn't for that whole life-sentence thing".

Ray sends along a scan of a photo he found in a thrift shop in San Pedro. It's a shot of my dad doing a personal appearance, probably around 1967 or so. I've never seen this shot, and I thought it was very charming. I love the way he's looking at the little boy, who is clearly transported by the puppets.

I used to think that this was the weirdest fetish on the internet. I was so wrong. The very brilliant Merrill Markoe sends this link, which is easily the most bizarre fetish I've seen. I am awed.

And finally, a few links I have been saving for you, but I have forgotten who sent them. My apologies to those who have been cheated out of their 15 mgs of fame.

• Music to remove soap scum to
• Tartarstan night life
• Phallic food
• Testicle Theatre
• The Geberit Shower Toilet