Ho Ho Ho
I know I haven't updated in a while, and I'd like to thank all of you who have written to me over the last few days, berating me for my sloth. Your ridicule and prodding has motivated me to make this weak offering, which I serve up to you in the spirit of the season.
I'd like to say that my long absence has been due to diligently collecting hilarious and thought provoking material for this update, but the truth is, I got nothing.
Well, almost nothing. I do have this lovely Christmas message from Gary Owens, and I hope you play it for your loved ones this holiday season.
I've also uploaded the Quincy Theme Song I played on Mr. KABC on 12/12. And speaking of the 12/12 show, I've also uploaded that this morning for your holiday pleasure. Find it in the Archives.
But wait, that's not all. Oh no, my friends. There's more coal in your stocking.
Amazon Gateway
As you know, I have an Amazon Gateway on this site. When you click on any product , or click on the Amazon link on the Gateway page, you access Amazon in such a way that a portion of everything you buy is sent to me. I then send it on to Project Angel Food, a wonderful charity I happily support.
Periodically, I look up the Amazon reports to see how much we're collecting. These reports also tell me what you've been buying, which has been a wildly entertaining experience this quarter. Let me share with you some of the gems you people have purchased:
Now what kind of demographic does that describe to you? I'm seeing shit-obsessed loners who live out in the woods and read erotica. Frankly, that's how I pictured you all along.
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