Holy Shit
Look over there. To your left. Do you see it? No, not the Immodium. Further left.
My first sponsor. I am so proud.
I would like to thank the fine people at hoodler.com for throwing a couple of bucks my way and keeping this whole sick thing going. It's people like that, who are fascinated by [...]
Entries from May 2004
My First Sponsor
May 13th, 2004 · No Comments
Ruthless
May 12th, 2004 · No Comments
ruthlessreviews.com
The fine people at ruthlessreviews.com have asked me to write 5 incredibly hostile and vindictive reviews of the last few animated Disney films. I can't think of anyone more well suited to spew a bitter, mouse-eared diatribe than me, so I'll be jumping on that bile wagon next week.
In the meantime, please look at [...]
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May 9th, 2004 · No Comments
Happy Mother's Day
In the spirit of the holiday, I've decided to share a little bit about my childhood.
I've been working on a book for a while now. It's all about growing up with a famous, psychotic ventriloquist father and an extremely glamorous, showgirl mother in an Italian-Pentecost-Polish-Jewish household. You know, the usual.
I call it, [...]
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