April Winchell

Star Sites

Two celebrity web sites have been brought to my attention this morning, and they must be shared.

First, David reminds me of this gem: Melanie Griffith's vanity web site. I've talked about this before, but it really deserves another look. It reminds me of a commercial for Linens and Things, only on Oxycontin. Ooops, Vicodin. Sorry, Mel. I always get those two mixed up. Especially in the dark.

And Gina sends this:

I saw Star Jones at one of the Convention Parties. It was one of those situations where you had to say something because not saying something would be awkward, you know? So once I regained my vision after being blinded by the light reflecting off of that brick of an engagement ring, I congratulated her on her upcoming wedding. She said thanks, blah, blah, blah.(Kablahblah. Fucking brilliant. I'm buying the mug and the journal so there's two items.) Then she tells me that they have a wedding website. StarandAl.com.

Oh…my…god…

You have to give your email address to log in but you can use any made up address and sweet Jesus is it worth it. Here's just a snippet: "I fell in love with her because of what I like to call the three "S's" of Star… SPIRITUAL, SUPPORTIVE AND SEXY!"

Couldn't you just throw up?

Yeah ok, so maybe I'm just a bitter, jealous old shrew but this is just comedy gold.

On the Radio Tonight

I'll be on with Mr. KABC from 9:00 to midnight. We'll be talking about many super important things, like how hot his wife is and how the hell he managed to pull that off.

I'll also probably have to discuss Star Jones at length, and I just want to say how sorry I am in advance. Remember, it's not that I want to, it's that I have to.

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