Holy Jesus, people. I got something stellar going up on Ebay tonight.
I have two pairs of tickets to the Prime Time Emmys.
Not the Day Time Emmys. Not the Special Achievement Bullshit Emmys. Not the Emmys that aren't televised and happen at like 4:30 on a Wednesday Emmys, honoring Blue's Clues or some horse shit.
No people, these are the nuts, as they say in poker.
Four tickets, second balcony, Shrine Auditorium, red carpet, the whole frigging deal.
Think about this for a second, won't you?
You. A date. Someone you really want to impress, and perhaps even fondle. Dressed impeccably. Walking the red carpet. Accidentally stepping on Ray Romano's foot, or asking Marg Hellgenberger for a Tic Tac.
Not good enough? Ok, Imagine this conversation on September 20th:
ASSHOLE CO-WORKER: I went to a really fun party last night that you weren't invited to and watched the Emmys. What did you do?
YOU: Oh, nothing much. I actually went to the Emmys. Asked Marg Hellbengerger for a Tic Tac. Can you hold my souvenir program? I have to go take a dump.
Come on! Come on! That is so good!
These tickets are being sold for charity. Once I reimburse myself for the cost, I'll donate the profit. So bid away!
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