April Winchell

On The Radio

After a lengthy absence, I'll be making my triumphant return to the Mr. KABC show this Friday night, ladling out my own special brand of something or other. This will be the last time I'll be on for a while, probably returning in late April.

As you know, I'm going in for surgery on the 24th for a complete overhaul. They'll be putting me up on a hydraulic lift and working on my undercarriage, and filling in the dents with Bondo. I believe I'll also be getting a pearl coat and pinstriping.

I'll be talking about my upcoming extreme makeover tomorrow night, as well as the many emails of support I've been getting ("If you die on the operating table, can I have your Wing albums?").

There are also many other pressing topics that need to be discussed, though I don't know what they are.

Tune to KABC AM 790 from 9:00 to midnight, or listen to live streaming here.

What's My Line

As you know, I was recently a panelist in the live stage version of What's My Line, hosted by J. Keith van Straaten at the Acme Comedy Theatre.

Apparently I did a good job, because I've been invited back as a semi-regular!. I'll be a "celebrity" panelist every Wednesday night in June.

And while we're on the subject, can I just say how gratifying it is to be thougt of as a "celebrity"? Not just any celebrity, but a celebrity on par with Squiggy and Mink Stole. That's all I've ever wanted.

I hope you can come out and see a show or two. It's a really great time. As an added bonus, you'll be able to check out my newly sucked thighs in person, and see if it was worth the money. I might even show you my bruises, but you you'll have to buy me a drink first.