April Winchell

The End of an Error

I've been having a difficult time updating the site these last two weeks. I have been staying somewhere with very limited internet access, so it's been nearly impossible.

Fortunately, I'm able to get online today, just in time to tell you that I'm probably taking the site down.

For some reason or other, this site remains extremely popular. I don't know why. I'm not particularly interesting, I have a very bleak outlook, and my life and career have been circling the drain for the last year or so. But God love you people, you just lap it up. Maybe I make you feel better, if only because you aren't me.

So basically what has happened is that my bandwidth bill is now beyond my reach. The more you like the site, the more it costs. It's the exact opposite of how a business model is supposed to work, unless you're Disney.

The point is, it's now too expensive for me to keep this thing up and running. I don't know if I'll be able to do this much longer, so I would suggest that you rape the site now, and take all the mp3s and everything else you want. Just pretend you're in South Central and the Lakers won the playoffs.

I'll announce my official web resignation shortly, unless something remarkable happens and I'm able to keep this turkey afloat. In the meantime, I'll be on with Mr. KABC this Friday night, and I bet you can't wait. Really, is there anything more interesting than listening to someone talk about their surgery? I don't think so. Wait until you hear my funny catheter story.