On The Radio Tonight
I'll be on with the thoroughly delicious Mr. KABC tonight, from 9:00 to midnight. We'll be talking about all manner of very important things, including my current most hated television commercial, a boring story about Von's that I keep forgetting to tell and just what the hell is wrong with everyone, anyway?
And if that's not enough (and it never is with you people) I have a brand new AC/DC cover by that enchanting Chinese songstress, Wing.
Almost makes you want to listen, doesn't it?
Tune to KABC AM 790, or listen to live streaming here.
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Well it was yet another fabulous evening of What's My Line on Wednesday at The Acme Comedy Theatre. Damn it, this is just a great show.
This week, the panel was bursting with luminaries, and I had the extreme good fortune to sit next to Greg Proops. Seriously, I could not have been more excited if I heard they were bringing Quincy back.
We were not able to guess the occupation of the first guests, who turned out to be furriers from Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills. One of the gentlemen gave me his card after the show, and told me he would make anything I desired. I asked him if they made merkins, and he stared at me for a long while.
We were also not able to guess the occupation of the second guest, who was incredibly humpy . Seriously, this was one good looking man. He turned out to be a "farrier" or a person who shoes horses. I was tempted to chat him up, but I was afraid he would count my teeth and guess my age.
We were able to guess the line of our third guest, who turned out to be a tuba player. Not just any tuba player mind you, but the man responsible for playing the tones in Close Encounters. I nearly soiled myself when he began to play the Clarinet Polka, better known as my theme song, The Chicken Yodel. It was like Christmas, but with out all the bad gifts you have to return.
Finally, the panel donned their blindfolds and the Mystery Guest took the stage.
We were able to determine that he was a television personality, but that he was not known for his work in comedy, drama, news or documentaries. Mink stole guessed that he was involved in game shows, and Greg Proops immediately guessed his identity corectly, amazing all of us.
Yes, it turned out to be none other than this man. And the crowd went wild.
Next week will be my last appearance on the celebrity panel for this run, and I hope you get a chance to come out and see it. It really is a great evening,
