April Winchell

A Word From Our Spanker

Look over there. Just there, to the left.

See it?

It's a new sponsor. Shadow Lane, The Complete Spanking Network.

This is a proud moment for me, I must tell you. I've whored myself out for everything from coffee to candles, but this is the first time I've ever had anything remotely prurient subsidize my ramblings. I'm positively giddy about it.

The lovely people at Shadow Lane even invited me to their spanking party the weekend of the 23rd in Palm Springs. Hell, KABC never even invited me to their Christmas party.

Yes, these are my people. The spankers and the wankers. It's only a matter of time before I start hosting German schise videos and Wing bukkake parties.

Weekend Programming Notes

On Friday night, I'll be live with Mr. KABC from 9:00 to midnight. Tune to AM 790, or listen to live streaming here.

There will be great, glistening piles of entertainment for your listening pleasure. I don't want to over promise, but this is as close to actual content as I've had in a while, and I only had to get cancer to pull it off!

Then on Saturday, I'll be on a show called Exposed: The 25 Most Notorious Fashion Week Moments. This is especially glamorous for me, since it's an on-camera appearance!

I'm one of several marginally funny people tapped to make fun of everyone from the Olsen Girls to Tyra Banks. All the hi-larity is then edited together in rapid-style comedic fashion, and boom, you got your VH1 inspired rip off homage.

The special airs at 9:00 PM on The Style Network.

It's awfully good news for the four of you who actually get the Style Network. I believe you'll find it wedged between the Sandwich Channel and the T-Fal Infommercial Network.

You'll have to let me how how you like it, since I have DirecTV, and only get real channels.