On the Radio
I'll be on the radio tonight with Mr. KABC, 9:00 to midnight. If you happen to live within the three block radius that actually picks up the KABC signal, tune to AM 790. Otherwise, you can listen to live streaming here.
I have much to discuss tonight, as you can well imagine. There's the woman at Dunkin Donuts, an interesting theory about why old people talk about such boring shit, and my new ringtone conspiracy theory, which is so insighful and searing, I imagine Oliver Stone will be optioning it.
Also, this is my last appearance of the year, as I will be out of town for New Year's Eve and will miss the December 30th show. I'm far too lazy to do any sort of round-up, but I will be playing God awful holiday music (I don't want to tip my hand, but let's just say Donald Trump is involved) and heaping Mr. KABC with the most useless and terrifying Christmas gifts anyone could ask for.
And in the spirit of the holidays, we may have to talk about good old Sinterklass, the Dutch version of Santa who we met over in Amsterdam. Sinterklass doesn't have elves, he has "moorish helpers", who are basically white men in black face. I can't wait to share this heartwarming tradition of racially offensive holiday fun!
Tune in for all the Christmas magic at 9:00. And don't forget to drink heavily beforehand, so the whole thing seems amusing.
See you then!
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