MySpace
I was looking around on MySpace this morning, and or some reason or other I wound up on Tom's page.
For those of you not familiar with Tom, he's the creator of MySpace. When you join, Tom's picture appears your first "friend",but it's just generated by the system. He's not your friend, and he never [...]
Entries from March 2006
He’s not your friend
March 31st, 2006 · No Comments
Tags: Dogs · Radio · Web Sites · Weight
From the Mailbag
March 30th, 2006 · No Comments
From: Garysnpa@aol.com
Subject: DEAR APRIL
Date: March 21, 2006 10:41:07 AM PST
To: april@aprilwinchell.com
YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE BAFFOON. AS OLD AS YOU ARE AND STILL UNABLE TO SPEAK PROPER ENGLIH AND TO NEVER HAVE DONE ANYTHING THAT TRULY MATTERS. PLEASE DON’T WRITE BACK. YOU ARE A DISGRACE. I WILL DELETE ANY MAIL FROM YOU BEFORE IT IS READ.
Since [...]
What About Me?
March 29th, 2006 · No Comments
Where’s the fairness in this?I wouldn’t mind a little Beverly Hills shopping spree. I could use a little perking up over at Jose Eber. What about my needs?
And excuse me, Amber, but I had the whole fucking gland removed, not just “most” of it. Amateur.
All right. I’m better now.
Tags: Bullshit · Celebutards
