I know you’re going to find this hard to believe, but I’ve archived two new shows for you.
The first show is from 2/24, which shouldn’t be a big surprise. That two month lead time is just how I roll, aight?
The real shocker is the second show, which is from 4/28! That’s just a few days ago! It’s practically topical, for God’s sake. If you’re wondering how I was able to get that show up so quickly, you have but to thank long time ex-listener Erik, who took it upon himself to encode that bad boy and send it over post haste.
Tha’s not all. My delightful Best Friend Roy is back on the scene and the two of us are going to start doing podcasts together for your enjoyment. For those of you who don’t remember Roy from the early days of my KFI show, he was the one who said “cocksucker” on the air.
He was also the one who did a remote from the Taco Bell drive through, since KFI wouldn’t give us any money to do a remote anywhere. And he was also the one who brought in the naked male Brazillian housecleaner to tidy up the studio while we were broadcasting.
For a little taste of the glory that is Roy, check out my two year anniversary show in the archives. Just look for the 8/17/02 show.
Yes, this may mark the beginning of a golden age of internet radio. And there’s even more!
Videoblogs are coming! Yes they are! Good ones. With visuals and dirty language. It’s just going to exponentially explode with comedic goodness around here, so put your laughing pants on.
Why am I doing all of this for you?
Well, I’d like you think it’s because I care about you. I want to make you happy. I live for the sound of your laughter.
But the truth is, I need a favor. I need you to rise up as one army of Aprilistas and help me persuade a certain broadcasting entity to give me a show.
Here’s the sitch, in a nut shell.
My Sirius deal is in the toilet. Talks have stalled out and it looks like it’s not going to happen.
For once, it wasn’t my fault. The problem was that my show was part of a whole new channel that was being developed by HBO. Sirius liked me just fine, but they couldn’t make the deal with HBO, even though everyone was enthusiastic for a long time.
So I'm wondering why we couldn't convince them to give me a show anyhow? I mean, I could have my mom call and everything, but maybe they need to hear from you, the hundreds and thousands of people who visit this page every month.
All of you wonderful, devoted ex-listeners, who come here and yell at me for not updating and archiving my shows faster. Or you fundies who warn me about using profanity and tell me I’m going to hell and everything. Ok, maybe not you guys, but what about you gay guys over there? Come on! Who else is going to make fun of Melissa Rivers?
Anyway, I am trying to put a plan together here that will convince these guys that I'm a good bet, even without HBO. Jesus, they have enough channels over there. And at the end of the day, I'm not as boring as Lee Klein. At least I have that.
I'll have more details for you as my devious plan congeals. In the meantime, buy some first class stamps.
