April Winchell

I’ll admit it.

I am really going to miss Paula Abdul losing her shit on American Idol every week.

It has just been such a pleasure to watch her implosion, hitting the Tivo over and over again for the most jaw-dropping moments, and blissfully counting the days until her involuntary vacation at Betty Ford.

Fortunately, there is QVC.

I talked about this briefly on Mr. KABC’s show last night. Apparently little Miss Pfizer has been hawking her own crappy line of jewelry lately, just like Joan Rivers. It’s a good thing too, because she really needs the money.

There’s a lot to love in her 10k goldtone electroplated line of luxury, including a Reach For The Stars pendant that gingerly piggybacks on American Idol without getting into law suit range.

I’ll admit, it’s not quite as classy as this little number (which I want for Christmas, by the way), but God love her, she’s doing the best she can.

Speaking of last night’s show, I have just now archived it, thanks to longtime listener James in Michigan. Can you believe it? Archived in less than 24 hours. That’s a record.