As you know, I have a dog named Mac. Mac is a little odd, and does a lot of very strange things.
She likes to jump in the tub, for example. When it’s full of water. She stands on the patio and bites raindrops. She also steals socks and begs for ice cubes.
Those things are quirky, [...]
Entries from May 2006
Not a Hot Dog
May 19th, 2006 · No Comments
Tags: Dogs
Apologies in advance
May 17th, 2006 · No Comments
The Top 10 Worst Paul McCartney and Heather Mills Divorce Puns
1. He gave her the boot
2. It’s going to cost him an arm and a leg
3. She kicked him to the curb
4. Her lawyer doesn’t have a leg to stand on
5. She’s hopping mad
6. The whole thing has him [...]
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Greetings from Santa Monica
May 7th, 2006 · No Comments
It’s just a beautiful day in my hood today. The sun is shining, and all the freaks are out.
I had brunch with my best friend Roy at The Viceroy, which is a big hipster hotel in Santa Monica. It's all very modern and fabulous, and the people there seem to think they are too.
Here's a [...]
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