April Winchell

I'm on the radio tonight with the delightful Mr. KABC. I haven't been on in a few months, so I have a lot to talk about.

Kidding!Except for a few interesting tidbits (like the details on the pilot I just did and my ideas for Bank of America's new Banking for Bums.. program), it's pretty much the same old shit.

So much so, in fact, that I've decided to make al ittle game of it.

One of the last times I was on with Mr. K, and found myself being drawn into that loop of deja vous with him, I threatened to make a Mr. KABC Bingo game so the listener could play along at home.

Well it just so happens that I have the good fortune of being in love with one of the greatest Photoshop artists of our time. Yes, the brilliant and beautiful John Foley has created three Bingo cards, featuring all the tired old gags Mr. KABC and I love so well.

They're randomly arranged by half hour. If we do or say anything on your card in the half hour slot it's shown in, you simply mark off that square and keep going. If you happen to get Bingo, scan the card and send it to me. I'll double check it with the tapes of the show, and if you're a winner, I'll send you something fantastic.

Of course, you'll have to listen to the whole three hours to see if you've won, and frankly no prize is worth those precious moments of your life being sucked into the toilet. But you know, it's your call.

Tune to AM 790 from 10:00 PM to 1:00 AM, or listen to live streaming here.

Click the cards below for the full-sized image.