You know, I really thought these two crazy kids were going to make it. I mean, when your wedding is sponsored by Corona and you have about six different ceremonies, you’re in it for life, right? Just so sad.
The entries for the Unholy Trio caption contest were just plain evil. Here are the most evil of the bunch:
From Doug: Wet Bentley, $250,000, Paris’ pearl yarmulke, $3500 This many herpes in one place, priceless
From Bill: The Three Muffkateers
From Bob: Headed to Wal*mart’s “3 for 1″ Panty Sale
From Roy:“On the third day of Christmas Satan gave to me three c*nts a’crusin’…
From Rob: It’s like… like… y’know… like-like… a ride at Disneyworld, and the car, like, comes out the other end all clean!
From Laura: “Scientists are still trying to figure out what caused unusual readings in Los Angeles last week. Citing this grouping of Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and Brittany Spears, scientists are now certain that the earth has indeed suffered the emergence of the first black hole.”
From Edgar: “Omygod, Britney! Like, your fucking brats won’t shut up back there! Like, they’re in the fucking trunk and I can still fucking hear them!”
And last, but never least…
From Andre: “Everyone in this car who hasn’t made a sex tape, raise your hand.”
How can I break this gently to all of you…oh, I’ll just come out and say it: this is my last guest blog.
OK, really now, all the “thank you God”s are a little much.
Seriously though, this has been so much fun and I’m so grateful to April for letting me trash the place while she was away. Thanks for all of the really nice emails and for playing along with me. I hope your holidays are amazing and the new year even better.
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