April Winchell

By now, I’m sure you’ve all seen this.

Yes, LOLCATS has taken the intertubes by storm. Everybody loves those kittehs. And, as with any internet fad, the spinoffs are popping up everywhere.

I’ve seen versions of LOLCATS with presidents, other animals and even Star Trek. And while they’ve all been pretty funny, I can’t help feeling that something is missing.

And that something, is porn.

Or Pron, if you will.

I mean, think about it. People in pron look pretty ridiculous, don’t they? They make all kinds of stupid faces, get into weird positions and hold strange objects. It seems to me that pron is just begging for the old LOL treatment, and I’m just the girl to make it happen.

Let me tell you something, I was delighted whan I thought of this. I mean, thrilled.I immediately went to go buy LOLPORN.com, but to my complete horror, someone already had it.

And someone already had LOLPRON and LOLPRONZ and everything else I could think of!

Though to be honest, I didn’t check LOLPRINZ.

The point is, none of those URLS went to actual LOL porn. And if you don’t think putting stupid captions on blowjob pictures is a wasted opportunity, you just aren’t paying attention.

New Show Uploaded!
The Mr. K birthday show I did on KTLK last Monday is now up in the archives!

Two full hours of radio, jam packed with at least 20 minutes of entertainment. You’ll have to look for it, but it’s in there!

Visit the archives to listen and download.

And I have something else for you!

But I’m saving it for Monday. I can’t give it up all at once, you’ll never call me again.

Just keep June 10th open, from 2:00 - 4:00 PM, PST.