How about you?
Three days. Three fucking days.
Now, I know a lot of people are going to just assume that she got out because she’s rich and privileged, and not held to the same standards as other other citizen who routinely drives drunk on a suspended license.
But according to the L.A. County Sherrifs Department, Paris was released for “medical reasons”.
They won’t tell us what they are, of course. That would violate her privacy. And privacy is very important to a woman whose vagina gets more camera time than she does. That thing sees so much daylight it needs sunscreen.
So I invite you to mull it over, and give me your best guess as to what those “medical reasons” might be.
Here are a few to get you started:
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