From: natedouglas@hotmail.com
Subject: Hollywood Roundn Up
Date: August 30, 2007 11:38:16 PM PDT
To: april@aprilwinchell.com
Yah….hello there HATER! Things working out for ya? Is that because YOU didn’t make it? Is that because YOU are the prblem? How many people (including yourself) do you lie to? How many do you really take credit for? All of those HARD woking people that really give a shit…and yoiu think that Karma isn’t coming for you? What because you USE everybody….dream on little bitch. It is..and always will be a balance….you cannot live on THAT side and pretend….because it’s do or die and well….you have already proclaimed your lack of luster for other things that are living. Good luck with that. Have fun with her twin sister Fate. I feel sorry for you…not that I really even should but go ahead and “write that down.” You never know when that MIGHT be worth something….
Via Con Dios El Diablo~
Nathaniel Messenger has sent you YOUR MESSAGE.
17 responses so far ↓
1 adorisday // Aug 31, 2007 at 2:43 am
One of the homeless men who demonharangued April in Santa Monica managed to log-on at the public library again… Sorry that last exorcism didn’t seem to “take”, buddy.
2 bnaivar // Aug 31, 2007 at 3:39 am
Lighten up Francis.
3 kris_carter9@yahoo.com // Aug 31, 2007 at 5:02 am
Brit Brit’s bodyguard is up early this morning y’all.
4 Les Jenkins // Aug 31, 2007 at 5:17 am
The irony of that email is almost too much to take in. Isn’t the author worried about the hateful tone of his own words? But of course not…
5 SpicyD // Aug 31, 2007 at 6:23 am
Wow! Someone’s transdermal prosac patch needs adjusting. Trying rubbing it Nate. Rub it hard. Fuck just eat the thing.
6 blogarsay // Aug 31, 2007 at 6:23 am
That’s awesome. I wish Nathaniel Messenger would send me MY MESSAGE.
7 coopergreen // Aug 31, 2007 at 7:55 am
This hater is overwoked. That could be a prblem for him.
8 Pookie // Aug 31, 2007 at 9:02 am
It is a great burden to believe that other people should be polite and get along and make strangers feel good all the time. This guy obviously lives under the burden of that delusion. Go, mr. obscurity, and watch Courtship of Eddie’s Father or Family Affair, and massage those hurt feelings. Or, if mommy’s still around, go to her because she always understands about meanies, doesn’t she?
9 ListenerJustin // Aug 31, 2007 at 10:31 am
I don’t think you guys are being fair! This is exactly the kind of well-thought out, eloquent, and incisive advice we could all use in our daily lives. “you cannot live on THAT side and pretend.” Sheer poetry! Would that I had such wise counsel. Someone give that man a show. *sigh*
10 lplimac // Aug 31, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Some one seriously needs to learn how to use a spell checker.
11 Syr Paine // Aug 31, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Errr….ummmmm…..yeah.
I think I’m gonna need some booze to work that one all out in my Karma guide
12 andthebratsays // Aug 31, 2007 at 5:27 pm
I really do love people that feel a need to voice their opinion, but when you did not take the time to spell check your email. I know Hotmail has a spell check feature. Then I could care less what you have to say. Right Carlos Mencia?
13 GiveMeTheMusic // Aug 31, 2007 at 11:51 pm
Nate, your’re in my thoghuts and praeyrs!
14 Jen from Hyper Nonsense // Sep 1, 2007 at 4:57 pm
“Via con dios el diablo”
in English means “Go with Gods the devil”
Clearly, this guy is confused on a lot of things!
15 Ariel // Sep 2, 2007 at 8:25 am
How could you be so callous as to forget about those “hard woking” people at the Chinese food restaurant!! Please, come to your senses! Think of the woks!!
16 GiveMeTheMusic // Sep 4, 2007 at 11:36 pm
Nate condones illegal wokfighting. True story!!!
17 pal Jacky // Sep 5, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Carlos Mencia’s first name is really Nate, Nick or something white like that. OOOps I meant non-ethnic. Its probably just waine resnick still feeling bad after a gallon of ‘chunky monkey’.
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