And in other news, I have over 70 shows archived. Hooray!
This is a really long process. While waiting for the shows to upload and download and convert, I sit at the computer and can do almost nothing but wait.
After having burned out BeJeweled (high score - 2 million plus), I find myself indulging in Photoshop to pass the time. Here’s a poster I just did for my dream Kung Fu movie, starring, me, John and a cast of thousands.
Yes, this is a real time sucker. At this rate, I estimate being finished in time for Hanukkah. Who says there’s no Shlomo Claus?
And speaking of Jew holidays, happy new year! May you enjoy the festival of Chhh and the reading of the hoic’chhh. Enjoy a big plate of Hhhhhcc and don’t forget the shal’hhcchcc!
Now I am going to get dressed and go to L.A. Studios, where I will be paid American money to sing as Clarabelle the Cow.
ON THE RADIO TOMORROW
Tomorrow at 5:00, I’ll be on the radio with Marc “Mr. K” Germain. Tune to KTLK AM 1150, or listen to live streaming here.
I think it will be a good show tomorrow. And by that I mean, better than not listening to the radio, but not as good as watching Matlock reruns in your underwear.
Still, I have some news to share tomorrow, including the details of a job I have coming up this month. I’m going to be shooting 4 television commercials, and I’m very happy about that. You’ll be able to actually see me, as opposed to hearing me sing like a cow,
Which reminds me, I’m going to be late.
19 responses so far ↓
1 james // Sep 13, 2007 at 2:17 pm
For teh record, they’re not speaking Japanese. The vid description says the wedding was in Hong Kong. Japanese weddings have more robots.
2 auzjeweii // Sep 13, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Well, if she’s a virgin, saving it ’till her wedding night, then I guess this makes some sense.
3 theFatTubist // Sep 13, 2007 at 3:46 pm
I’m sure you didn’t just come to this conclusion recently…
4 Saddle Magic // Sep 13, 2007 at 4:37 pm
It appears that time sucker went and sucked up all the time it took to post it. Or maybe it was, Hello Kitty? A friend of mine was embarrassed when her simple Las Vegas wedding turned into an Elvis sighting. She just may have walked out on, Hello Kitty.
5 jandu // Sep 13, 2007 at 5:34 pm
I didn’t know Liza got married again. HOT
6 Rogue of the Celestial Night // Sep 13, 2007 at 8:18 pm
I prefer a spongebob wedding.
7 Saddle Magic // Sep 13, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Woo Hoo! The poster has arrived.
8 April // Sep 13, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Yeah, I forgot to put the link in there before. But only because I’m drunk.
9 Saddle Magic // Sep 13, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Is that part of, “getting into character” to sing as Clarabelle the Cow? It would be for me.
10 Titan // Sep 14, 2007 at 12:55 am
You better believe they’re crazy… Ever try and share the road with ‘em?
11 gary // Sep 14, 2007 at 8:21 am
Reminds me of our wedding.
Except ours was in Vegas.
And the Pastor was smoking a More Ultra Light.
12 pal Jacky // Sep 14, 2007 at 9:14 am
They stole this from me!!! Actually, it was Speed Racer and it wasn’t a wedding, it was more the theme of a party of the Berkeley Mathematics department. Actually, it really wasn’t the theme for the party, it was just the costume I wore. But it wasn’t a costume party so it counts. Thank God this was before ‘Vampire Hunter D’ or I would have looked really silly. I’m always being ripped off. My lawsuit against Tyco toys for their blatent stealing of my behavior for their ‘tickle me Elmo’ dolls has yet to go anywhere. Larry Parker won’t return my calls.
13 Wudang-mountain // Sep 14, 2007 at 10:29 am
Hey, everybody better be extra nice to April, she is holding the Green Destiny, and it can slice your Pizzone clean off!
And everyone will risten to radio show friday, or you feel Green Destiny…
14 jj // Sep 14, 2007 at 6:28 pm
I’d prefer a Pebbles and Bam-Bam wedding…Schlep-Rock would give me away.
LOVE THE POSTER…It’s got Klugman, and Rip Taylor in Divine’s wig (or is it Linda Evans)…perfect!
15 Doug // Sep 14, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Wait a minute…that bride…she’s like, you know…HOT!
16 Shannon // Sep 15, 2007 at 8:41 am
This may just put and end to my therapy sessions. We are a nation of fat baby boomers who cleaned their plates while their mothers told them “there are starving children in China”
Now that those Chinese can afford to have cats in their weddings and not in the kung pow chicken we don’t have to finish our vegetables anymore.
Take that mommy dearest!!
17 Shannon // Sep 15, 2007 at 8:41 am
We are all assuming the Hello Kitty theme was at the request of the bride…
18 GiveMeTheMusic // Sep 15, 2007 at 9:28 am
Clarabelle Cow makes me all kinds of hot and bothered. Her aria in Mickey & The Three Musketeers was nothing short of breathtaking.
19 Stretch // Sep 18, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Re: The poster
OK I understand why you included Rip Taylor and Quincy but April - JOHN STAMOS?!!! The king of “Ambien and jetlag” has no place among you and that “royalty”(that IS John Stamos - right?!)
Klugman’s beloved Brett Sommers passed away Monday. So now with Gene, Charles, Nipsey, Bobby Van and now Brett - they almost have a full cast to play Match Game - “the Great Beyond” edition
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