Here’s how you play:
And here’s your poodle.
You start.
You can either mail your images to me and I’ll go next, or you can paste them into the comments for this blog.
I’ll post the best ones next Monday.
Speaking of Mondays…
I’d like to direct your attention to the incredible four four blog, written by Rich Juzwiak. Rich also writes the VHI and Celebreality blogs, so he’s snotty for money, which I really respect.
As good as those blogs are, four four is a national treasure; a glittering strand of tinsel in the dog turd that is the internet.
Rich does the most obsessive, nitpicking, downright nasty recap of America’s Top Model every Monday, and it is not to be missed. And seeing as it’s Monday, you absolutely want to head over and see what he’s put together.
And speaking of dog turds…
Did anyone happen to tape the show yesterday? I’d like to put it in the archives, as long as I’m on a roll.
37 responses so far ↓
1 Rogue of the Celestial Night // Sep 24, 2007 at 12:25 pm
If I had photo shop, I would play.
2 Stretch // Sep 24, 2007 at 12:49 pm
A moment of silence please to honor the passing of Marcel Marceau - or would that be redundant
3 pal Jacky // Sep 24, 2007 at 1:06 pm
my nephew, devil boy, was over playing video games with me. He farted and thought it was something, Instead of farting back myself, I brought my my 7-year-old one eyed, half lame , cancer survivor peke in who is on antibiotics and as such has them in liverwurst at meal time. My 15 lb little guy made the sinspahn’s eyes water. This gave me an idea. Dog fart off. We can meet somewhere and let the games begin.
4 Andre // Sep 24, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Stretch-
I understand that he was trapped in a box that just kept getting smaller. It was a messy way to go.
Of course, now he really is trapped in a box.
5 pal Jacky // Sep 24, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Actually, I think people have been bagging on the french too much. Its not like they are the Spanish or Korean. Not that they have that many good qualities either. Everything one needs to know about french people is summed up in this cute little nursery rhyme.” The french they are a funny race the talk with their hands and fuck with their face”.
6 SoCalFKK // Sep 24, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Yep, April, I recorded the show yesterday. Will remove the ads tonight and send you the WAVs via Rapidshare.
7 steve // Sep 24, 2007 at 3:40 pm
look what I found!
see, you learned a new word, and you learned that you gotta pay to see and hear women fart.
8 jandu // Sep 24, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Why pay? I can hear Dr Laura fart for free, five days a week
9 naughty zoot // Sep 24, 2007 at 7:03 pm
I agree Jandu
Isn’t it amazing how Dr. Laura
A-Can actually farts from from her MOUTH
and
B- Gets away with doing it on air everyday without getting whacked by insane FCC fines??
It’s a MIRACLE!!
10 steve // Sep 24, 2007 at 7:12 pm
thankfully, the paid farting site also includes burp footage. it’s obvious that the longer the air stays in the body, the worse it stinks when expelled… yet each end of the process attracts its own fans.
11 coopergreen // Sep 24, 2007 at 7:16 pm
Suck it, Poodle
12 pal Jacky // Sep 24, 2007 at 7:16 pm
leave dr. laura alone. She has an awesome responsibility now that we are in end times. She has a lot of followers now, but just wait ’til she gets them close to that lake of fire. Think they’ll all jump by themselves. You don’t need drugs as long as you have new testiment and read ‘revelations’ knowing that many people including our president believe it word for word.
13 coopergreen // Sep 24, 2007 at 7:18 pm
… and here, I hope, is the aforementioned sucking poodle.
14 jandu // Sep 24, 2007 at 8:03 pm
Some names for the Jesus/Poodle matchup
1. Pesus
2. Joodle
3. Peedeemer
I always knew Jesus had only one ball
15 steve // Sep 24, 2007 at 10:06 pm
Jewdle
16 Shannon // Sep 25, 2007 at 12:36 am
The son of dog
17 Jen from Hyper Nonsense // Sep 25, 2007 at 1:00 am
I wanna play!
Let’s hope this works.
18 Jen from Hyper Nonsense // Sep 25, 2007 at 1:01 am
hmm…didn’t seem to work
19 steve // Sep 25, 2007 at 1:05 am
I think the only way you can put an image in here is to host it somewhere yourself and then put an image link in your post. I’m sure that’s what coopergreen did. or you can email it to april and let her deal with it, mediatrix that she is.
20 ibobunot // Sep 25, 2007 at 1:50 am
21 bnaivar // Sep 25, 2007 at 4:49 am
I want the 10:00 of my life back.
22 coopergreen // Sep 25, 2007 at 5:31 am
Jen from HyperNonsense, mine is hosted remotely. I tried both embedding and linking … neither worked. Eventually April (I guess) fixed it for me.
23 Fatfairy // Sep 25, 2007 at 9:07 am
Ahhh…the luxury…
24 Fatfairy // Sep 25, 2007 at 10:55 am
25 Stretch // Sep 25, 2007 at 5:06 pm
I heard Marcel died being hung by an invisable noose - but Andre’s explanation works too
26 slotjaw // Sep 25, 2007 at 7:39 pm
27 steve // Sep 25, 2007 at 8:03 pm
Liza was my favorite thing.
28 JohnnyBoy // Sep 26, 2007 at 6:14 am
“Thy collar and leash they comfort me. Lord, spay mine enemies, and smite them with a rolled-up newspaper. ”
The Gospel of MightyDog 4:20
“ye crotch-sniffers and worshippers of false hydrants, you turned my fathers doghouse into a den of fleas”
Duke 7:11
29 JohnnyBoy // Sep 26, 2007 at 6:51 am
“blessed are ye that are told to GO LAY DOWN, for ye shall find an interesting smell on the lawn. For he was euthanized for our sake under Pontius Pup”
Letter of St Bernard to the Pomeranians
30 JohnnyBoy // Sep 26, 2007 at 9:05 am
I put this over in Suck it, Jesus, but it’s better here i think:
“and Dog Jesus said :
“Do ye not your business on the carpet, lest ye be called bad dog.
If another lifts his leg on you, bid him lift the other leg.
Render unto Caesar Milan.
Bark and the door shall be opened to you. Weep and ye shall be let outside.”
The Gospel of Bark 19:84
31 joshpincusiscrying // Sep 26, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Damn, I wanted to do the Jesus one!
32 jandu // Sep 27, 2007 at 12:17 am
JB- That shit is funny.
What scares me is you posted it at 6:14am.
33 JohnnyBoy // Sep 27, 2007 at 5:57 am
Thanks jandu, glad you liked it…….wasn’t sure if anyone was appreciating it or not, so thanks again for commenting.
BTW, I’m from Long Island NY, so verily, the time of the posting was 9:14 am !
34 JohnnyBoy // Sep 27, 2007 at 6:32 am
Today is the Feast of St. Fido the Good Boy
Dog Day of Obligation
35 jandu // Sep 27, 2007 at 9:19 am
Good, good. Understandably, I became concerned for your well-being. See, I’m in Vegas, and 6:14am is…..well, you get it.
Sit Ubu sit, good dog….RUFF
36 JohnnyBoy // Sep 27, 2007 at 9:38 am
Don’t ever be surprised by any timestamp on my posts…since my actual dogs (Nondenominational Newfoundlands) have me up at all hours anyway
37 Gina // Sep 27, 2007 at 6:55 pm
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