Have you played yet?
I must say, I am delighted at all the effort you’ve been making. There have been some stellar creations, ranging from inappropriate to grotesque, and it’s all working for me in a big way.
Some of your pieces have come to me by email, and some are scattered in the comments. Post them or send them, whatever is easier for you. I’ll put them all up on Monday.
Now I have some bills to pay and other shit to do, but I’ll be back later with that flame worthy post I promised you yesterday. Take your Pepcid now.
15 responses so far ↓
1 JohnnyBoy // Sep 26, 2007 at 10:01 am
At the ready ! I am already Flaming !
no, not THAT way !
Mongo Straight !
2 pal Jacky // Sep 26, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Johnnyboy, my good fellow are you that much of an easily confused hothead? This is obviously not the promised ‘flaming’ post. But no, Johnnyboy goes off half cocked like the mo’tard he is. Do your parents know what filth you spew from the computer in their basement? I should ignore such rambling fools, but sometimes I feel like I have to clean up the internet all by myself, For the sake of the children .
3 JohnnyBoy // Sep 26, 2007 at 5:32 pm
You have some nerve ! Who are you Nerv-ana ? Smells like MEAN Spirit, if you ask me, which you wouldn’t cause then you’d be proved wrong.
Plus which, you smell. Did I say that already? hard to remember being delirious from the emanating fumes
I will cast gallons of premium vitriol at you and your ilk without regard to the consequences
Oh, yes, and nice to meet you !
4 pal Jacky // Sep 26, 2007 at 6:01 pm
nice to meat you my big butt. Johnny, or should i say ‘FORDAT’ , yes I recogonize the half baked phrasings, you’ve been on my ass since 1994 on AOL. I remember well when you tried to extoll the virtues of film composer hack John Williams as the greatest composer of our time. You couldn’t take it when I pointed out that he did nothing but regurgitate rachmaninov riffs and Holst harmonies. When you were ‘TOS’sed off I’d just figured you ended your days with a bottle of plain wrap vodka in one hand and your cassette player in the other listening to Malher’s first thinking it was actually the theme to ’superman’
5 steve // Sep 26, 2007 at 7:17 pm
geez, is this the flame war over a post about an upcoming post that may or may not induce a flame war? seriously, grow up, both of you. we’ve lost our focus: hideously photoshopped poodles and stupid shit that April tells us is funny.
6 pal Jacky // Sep 26, 2007 at 7:28 pm
steve,
if that is indeed your real name, will you kindly quit trying to think that you are in anyway more focused than anyone else here. You are obviously in need of a complete moral re-arrangemnt. I suggest turning off the television and picking up the good book. And by good book I of course mean ‘Ivanhoe’.
7 JohnnyBoy // Sep 26, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Reading books about Russian male prostitutes is NOT THE ANSWER !
I am for or against both of you, whichever will cause more trouble
8 Stretch // Sep 27, 2007 at 8:15 am
RE: Flames
Smokey the Bear (who lives in Silverlake btw) has it right when he says “Only YOU can prevent forrest fires…”
9 JohnnyBoy // Sep 27, 2007 at 8:36 am
only ME? well ok then !
10 pal Jacky // Sep 27, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Perhaps your right, Genet’s ‘the thief’s journal” will cause a quicker moral re-arrangement. French male prostitues are much more enchanting anyway. They don’t drink all your vodka and start singing ’song of the Volga’ while crying all over your bedsheets after sex. However, avoid Genet’s ‘our lady of the flowers’ or anything else with a transvestite named ‘divine’ . It might just be too much for you at this point and you might wind up a suicide.
11 JohnnyBoy // Sep 27, 2007 at 1:17 pm
I’ll take Vaginitis for $200, Alex
Back in ‘76, I had the opportunity to see Divine live and in person, in a snippet of a performance of Women Behind Bars.
12 pal Jacky // Sep 27, 2007 at 4:01 pm
I got to see ‘women behind bars’ in ‘84 or ‘85 with Adrienne Barbeau at the Roxy in Hollywood. Lu Leonard played divine’s part. I got AB to autograph a photo from ’swamp thing’ and it remains my only celebrity autograph. Anything less would cheapen it.
13 JohnnyBoy // Sep 27, 2007 at 4:47 pm
I too have one. Vince McMahon…1973….before the steroids….normal sized guy……son of a bitch stole my pen.
14 jandu // Sep 27, 2007 at 5:30 pm
I tripped Fabio at a Sizzler like 10 years ago….he didn’t fall, but he did kind of a dog-shit slide. He called me something in….Fabiosity….and stormed off.
15 JohnnyBoy // Sep 27, 2007 at 5:38 pm
sounds like the time I scared the shit out of Joe Franklin…..ahh, probably no one here even remembers who he is anyway
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