Kentucky Democrat Beshear Ousts GOP Gov. Fletcher
By Greg Giroux, CQ Staff
Kentucky Democrat Steve Beshear gained a governor’s seat for his party in Tuesday’s election, trouncing Republican incumbent Ernie Fletcher.
Beshear, a former Kentucky attorney general and lieutenant governor, led Fletcher by 59 percent to 41 percent with nearly all precincts reporting.
Fletcher could not narrow the gap with Beshear even after waging an aggressive campaign. The governor promoted what he described as accomplishments in education and health care, and attacked Beshear for his stances on some social issues that ran counter to “Kentucky values”.
107 responses so far ↓
1 Shannon // Nov 7, 2007 at 12:54 am
First!
2 Shannon // Nov 7, 2007 at 1:00 am
Back in the 1980s I remember someone showing me a photo (from Hustler perhaps?) of Pat Boone standing with a shoe box held in front of him. It was just a little bit below the waist and inside there was his dick.
Yes, prior to Justin bringing sexy back old Patrick put his dick in a box.
You also have to remember one of his daughters was anorexic and the other one is responsible for You Light up my Life. Vengence is mine sayeth the Lord.
Do you think the Lord ever put his dick in a box?
3 John Foley // Nov 7, 2007 at 1:00 am
FAKE!!!
4 Shannon // Nov 7, 2007 at 1:03 am
http://www.queerty.com/gossip/pat-boones-dick-in-a-box-20071106/
5 Shannon // Nov 7, 2007 at 1:04 am
Oh, it’s on baby…
6 Shannon // Nov 7, 2007 at 1:09 am
It took two seconds, as I thought, to find the information I sought.
So Mr. Foley, were you calling the story a fake or that I was first?
7 Shannon // Nov 7, 2007 at 1:11 am
By looking at the size of Mr. Boone’s equipment, I must agree with Miz April. Indeed, God hates Pat Boone too.
But just think, now they are old man balls.
8 jandu // Nov 7, 2007 at 2:57 am
First Dr. Laura’s vagina, then Harry Potter’s un-cut dick, now Pat Boone’s junk. That’s it, I can die now.
9 radioShirley // Nov 7, 2007 at 3:10 am
“First Dr. Laura’s vagina, then Harry Potter’s un-cut dick, now Pat Boone’s junk. That’s it, I can die now.”
oh no … not me … not until I cop a squizz of Joan Rivers’ poodle …
then I’m out like a light …
10 Shannon // Nov 7, 2007 at 3:15 am
“a squizz of Joan Rivers’ poodle …” I bow to the master. I am not worthy.
11 katzinoire // Nov 7, 2007 at 8:57 am
My vote is it’s faked-seriously if Pat Boone was really the person in that picture we would have heard about it long ago and it would be in pop culture history. There are several celebrity doubles out there who could have posed for this picture.
12 JohnnyBoy // Nov 7, 2007 at 9:16 am
“Boone Boone Boone Boone”
John Lee Hooker
13 Stretch // Nov 7, 2007 at 10:19 am
wasn’t one of Pat Boones children Annie Green Springs?
14 Shannon // Nov 7, 2007 at 10:30 am
I trust Larry Flynt more than the Christian right.
15 Stretch // Nov 7, 2007 at 10:55 am
…uncut WAND
16 coasterboy // Nov 7, 2007 at 11:05 am
Looks like Pat is a “grow-er”, not a “show-er”….
17 John Foley // Nov 7, 2007 at 11:39 am
I wasn’t saying that the picture was fake. I was just imitating those YouTube idiots who write “FAKE!” all the time, no matter what the video is. It’s just another version of “FIRST!”
18 JohnnyBoy // Nov 7, 2007 at 12:13 pm
John, thought you were quoting the movie The Fortune Cookie (1966) with matthau and jack lemmon
wherein the doctor would yell “Fake !”
he also said “I recall a zimilar case in Zurich…..ALSO FAKE !”
19 JohnnyBoy // Nov 7, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Annie Green Springs? Anything like Boone’s Farm?
Why not throw a coupla bottles of Mateus and Lancers in there for good measure?
20 jim // Nov 7, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I’m Jerry Falwell, & I approve this use of rude tags.
21 Stretch // Nov 7, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Fabio to George Clooney ” You are such a DIVA”
http://intouchweekly.hollywood.com/
22 Rogue of the Celestial Night // Nov 7, 2007 at 3:23 pm
“attacked Beshear for his stances on some social issues that ran counter to “Kentucky values”.
I was in Kentucky not long ago, and went to Fort Knox. I watched a group of soldiers enjoying cannabis on base.
Many of the locals do not have rearview mirrors on their cars, and were lacking some teeth.
A farmer had been arrested for growing what amounted to $13,000,000 worth of marijuana.
There biggest attraction, after the Kentucky Derby is bourbon.
So their values are what again?
23 pal Jacky // Nov 7, 2007 at 4:49 pm
C’mon, drive around torrance and you will see many locals without rearview mirrors and lacking several teeth. try the corner of Carson and Arlington.
24 pal Jacky // Nov 7, 2007 at 5:03 pm
April, didn’t your ex-husband once say he say Pat Boone ‘busyness’ in the locker room at his gym? Perhaps he could weigh in on the photo. It has been around from before photo-shop days.
25 naughty zoot // Nov 7, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Well, considering that Kentucky is chockablock full of po’ white people, and anyone with an ounce of sense knows that a Democratic politician HAS to at least toss the poor a bone before he says “bend over” just to save face…well of COURSE a Democrat won!
(Oh, and of course, let’s note the fact that many of these poor yokels sent their kids into the military so as to have a prayer of getting an education or a job– lots of formerly pro-conservative voters in those areas are re-thinking their pro-Republican stance after getting their kids back in pine boxes….)
26 Auntie Vera Charles // Nov 7, 2007 at 5:51 pm
I smell Christian crotch.
27 JohnnyBoy // Nov 7, 2007 at 5:58 pm
I remember Christian Crotch , he did that “Sailing” song, right?
28 JohnnyBoy // Nov 7, 2007 at 6:18 pm
WFMU (which is how I found this site, so those of you who love or hate me know who to blame) has Sakura Teng doing “Boom Boom” in Chinese, and a bunch others
scroll down to October 22nd
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/mp3s/index.html
29 John Foley // Nov 7, 2007 at 8:03 pm
Oh, the canvas can do miracles…
30 JohnnyBoy // Nov 7, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Just you wait and see
31 JohnnyBoy // Nov 7, 2007 at 8:17 pm
So I contacted Apple Records asking for money for people with minds that hate, and since all they could tell you in like 1969 was brother you have to wait, so I figured like 38 years is a good waiting period, but they haven’t got back to me yet.
32 xlistnerliz // Nov 7, 2007 at 9:11 pm
Well pal jacky - maybe it’s cuz there’s a freakin’ half way house on the corner of Carson & arlington!! My corner of torrance is all rear-view mirrored-suv drivin’-support the troops bumper sticker sporting soccor mom drivers. Who all seem to have lovely teeth. Who’s corner is worse?
33 jandu // Nov 8, 2007 at 1:18 am
“Pat, I’ll take spelling and grammatical errors for $100, please.”
34 JohnnyBoy // Nov 8, 2007 at 5:07 am
Hey, Soccor is very populor elsewear
35 ubermilf // Nov 8, 2007 at 8:18 am
First!
36 Stretch // Nov 8, 2007 at 10:37 am
Hey Uber
The Daily show had a segment on FLILF’s
37 JohnnyBoy // Nov 8, 2007 at 11:24 am
Oh THAT kind of First Lady
I thought it was like…starlight starbright,
first lady i see tonight,
I wish I may i wish i might
LTF all night
38 pal Jacky // Nov 8, 2007 at 2:08 pm
hold it, the property values in went up in that neighborhood whrn they put in the halfway house. It went up agian when the ’steve’s burger’s’ closed. There’s soccor mom’s in my neck of the woods too. Is it any wonder why I hang out at the foster’s freeze on
39 pal Jacky // Nov 8, 2007 at 2:16 pm
cravens ?(okay I pressed submit before I should have) Furthermore, I know of at least a half a dozen other half way houses in the vicinity. (mostly on Crabrillo) and a few board and cares. Not just for the old, for the crazy. There’s one on normandy and 235th that I want to check into myself. The nurses seem nice and everyone gets their own hoverround.
40 JohnnyBoy // Nov 8, 2007 at 4:43 pm
I only like houses that go ALL the way
41 pal Jacky // Nov 8, 2007 at 4:58 pm
anybody else unfazed by the writer’s strike? I looked at a list of shows that might have curtailed seasons and my only reaction was “’scrubs’ is still on the air?”
42 JohnnyBoy // Nov 8, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Don’t matter much to me
I watch The History Channel like 24/7 so I think FDR is still President
43 Las Vegas Guy // Nov 8, 2007 at 5:33 pm
You forgot to mention gun racks in every vehicle.
44 John Foley // Nov 8, 2007 at 9:11 pm
I don’t even own A gun, let alone MANY guns that would necessitate an entire rack.
45 bnaivar // Nov 9, 2007 at 4:55 am
Oh Boy! LAST!
46 gary // Nov 9, 2007 at 7:38 am
I’m a graduate(’76) of North Torrance High I am offended.
Actually I haven’t been back there in years , but it sounds like it hasn’t changed a bit.
Carry on
47 gary // Nov 9, 2007 at 7:39 am
I left out an and.
AND I’m offended.
Carry on.
48 pal Jacky // Nov 9, 2007 at 11:42 am
gary my sister graduated from North high in ‘76. did you know her?
49 pal Jacky // Nov 9, 2007 at 11:45 am
I’m pissed. Blue cross won’t pay a penny for me to get a hoveround. Something about being in my forties and fully able. I’d get much more use out of it than thos useless old folks in the commercial with their bugsy berkeley dance routines.
50 JohnnyBoy // Nov 9, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Ok, is anyone NOT my age here? I too graduated in 76
51 coasterboy // Nov 9, 2007 at 2:16 pm
I had a hoveround once. I broke one ankle, and sprained the other, so I needed one to get around on a job site for 3 months. It was fun. Especially when doing slolem runs in it while high as a kite on vike.
I hate hoverounds at Disney World, though. Those old farts ram your ankles with them. They think that just because they have a disability that everyone should get the fuck out of their way and let them through. One old bag, who was really nasty, hit my ankle twice and honked her little horn and screamed “MOVE”. I pulled the little key out of her hoveround and threatened to throw it in the lake if she didn’t change her attitude. She was about to let me have it…but changed her tune as I started to walk away with her key. BITCH! Let her friggin’ cawl if she can’t be civil.
52 coasterboy // Nov 9, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Oh, I forgot….
Fifty Second!!!!!!!
53 JohnnyBoy // Nov 9, 2007 at 2:21 pm
52?
Sounds like a pickup line
54 pal Jacky // Nov 9, 2007 at 2:33 pm
the point of the hoveround is to be the one running over other people. In honor of the new Pete Seeger documentary, I’ve added a new verse
“If I had a hoveround, I’d hoverround in the morning
I’d hoveround in the evening, all over this land…”
I’ll be singing this while bashing the mental peasants at the mall. When they get really angry, i’ll just say “doctors orders’ and then get up and walk. “See your suffering has cured me!!”
55 Shannon // Nov 9, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Okay I think most of us are the same age. I graduated HS in 77.
56 JohnnyBoy // Nov 9, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Born October 1959
57 Shannon // Nov 9, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Jan. 1959
58 Aristotle's forth cause // Nov 9, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Pat Boone & Gov. Fletcher seem to think evolution is a religion, or intelligent design is some form of evolution!…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Fletcher
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Boone
Perhaps they could also rewrite the Bible as a science, and all Science as a new religion? With reasoning like the above anything is possible, including little sexy green men and women ‘designers’ from outer space probing around at night in the bedroom, doing all of the writing between probes… what fun!…
On the other hand, a good question to ask these days is Was Jesus gay?
59 Aristotle's forth cause // Nov 9, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Link to Was Jesus gay? http://youtube.com/watch?v=ReYfDlIa-Z8
60 Auntie Vera Charles // Nov 9, 2007 at 9:59 pm
The fish is starting to smell like turkey.
61 Shannon // Nov 9, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Ohhhhhh, Aristotle’s going to hell…I’m telling!
62 Shannon // Nov 9, 2007 at 10:00 pm
Dear sweet Auntie, hello!
63 Shannon // Nov 9, 2007 at 10:01 pm
not only is it the first time I am not here alone in a week, I wasn’t masterbating when he walked in.
64 Shannon // Nov 9, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Sometimes I get confused, am I leaving a comment or in the chat room? Doesn’t matter, I’m alone where ever I am.
65 JohnnyBoy // Nov 10, 2007 at 2:01 am
we gotta get in tune with each other somehow
66 Doug // Nov 10, 2007 at 6:19 am
First Jesus was celibate, then he was married to Mary Maggie, now he’s gay. What next, he was a Mormon with forty wives, one of whom was 9 years old? Sheesh.
67 Auntie Vera Charles // Nov 10, 2007 at 7:31 am
Bestiality.
68 gary // Nov 10, 2007 at 10:44 am
pa lJacky,
What was your sister’s name? I may have known her. But then again It was only my second year there and I had a small circle of friends.
We were the “stoners” who walked around quoting Firesign Theater and the Credibility Gap.
And man, did we love us some Steve’s Charburger(Astro Burger clone).
Greeks make the best burgers.
69 pal Jacky // Nov 10, 2007 at 3:06 pm
I was born July, 1960, my sisters name was Karen, and my name is Bill. Pal Jacky is from one of the Jack the rip notes and Brecht play ‘the elephant calf’.
70 pal Jacky // Nov 10, 2007 at 3:10 pm
furthermore, larry may talk a good talk on the radio, but sit and sleep does not sell hospital beds. Dog the bounty hunter has said that he wants to be buried with George washington’s slaves on Mt. Vernon. I guess once your dead black people are okay. Doesn’t history owe the slaves better than descecrating their cemetary with that piece of shit? Is it any wonder why I want to live out the rest of my life in a board and care?
71 pal Jacky // Nov 10, 2007 at 3:25 pm
okay, I’ve only seen ‘dog the bounty hunter’once. But even though they seem to have been phoning in ’south park’ lately. Still there’s the axiom of 21’st century media: If you are parodied on ’south Park’ you deserve it. And Dog’s ‘persona’ was given to Cartman. that’s the double south park whammy.
72 Shannon // Nov 10, 2007 at 11:06 pm
I love Southpark. Timmmmmy!
73 Shannon // Nov 10, 2007 at 11:17 pm
Shannon : Or Pat Boone’s hairy ball sac.
Shannon : I will give you a few topics. Talk amongst yourselves. The Spainish Inquistion was neighter Spanish or an inquistion.
Shannon : I hearby declare that this will be the longest comment area in the history on all that is April. How many comments do you folks think we can keep it going? right now we are in the 70s.
74 Shannon // Nov 10, 2007 at 11:20 pm
The thing is that in the mid-60s I did have a “crush” on Pat Boone. Mind you I was only 7 or 8 but my aunt had a photo of him on the ceiling of the family camper. When I would visit my grandparents I would hang out in the camper and lay on the bunk that was above the truck cab and look at Pat’s picture. When I expressed my feelings for him to my teenage aunt she chastised me for having those thoughts about a good christian man who was married.
75 Shannon // Nov 10, 2007 at 11:22 pm
Screwed up my whole libido. Now I can only have an orgasim if I am in an old camper belonging to a old man and I am looking at an argyle sweater and white buck shoes.
76 Shannon // Nov 10, 2007 at 11:22 pm
And I am sucking on a grape Nehi.
77 JohnnyBoy // Nov 11, 2007 at 2:49 am
I can talk at length on any subject extemporaneously, so I’m up for it.
Boone should shave his nuts for sure
78 pal Jacky // Nov 11, 2007 at 7:07 am
one of the baldwin brothers has become a televangilst. I may not have gone to sleep yet and it is almost six in the morning,but I really think it was him. It is the one that seems to compete with dean cane and casper van dien to do bad tv movies on the sci-fi network. . And he was the one injuried on the celebrity bull riding reality show. Where is the telephone? is here no telephone?
79 JohnnyBoy // Nov 11, 2007 at 10:37 am
Yeah, that’s him all right.
Typical asshole lets-take-away-the-rights-of-people “christian”
80 pal Jacky // Nov 11, 2007 at 11:19 am
http://www.stephenbaldwin.com/
good god. I thought the body builders for christ who the kookiest of the cross people. (were they the ‘power team’?)
81 xlistnerliz // Nov 11, 2007 at 1:57 pm
OMG.. it is sooo like old home week. I graduated South High in ‘76. I would like my board and care to have a suana, jacuzzi, massage all day…….. don’t check yourself in yet Pal Jacky!
82 xlistnerliz // Nov 11, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Gary
Our stoners beat your stoners every week. I was the head cheerleader. oops I said head.
83 pal Jacky // Nov 11, 2007 at 3:22 pm
if I accept Jesus will I get to do a film with Paulie Shore?
84 JohnnyBoy // Nov 11, 2007 at 5:38 pm
“No need to leave your loved ones on the street, there is plenty of room in the back at Bob’s Berzerko Lounge ! “
85 Brandex // Nov 12, 2007 at 12:58 am
Isn’t Stephen the douchiest of the Baldwins, too? I remember he talked trash about William Shatner on Howard Stern’s show for not paying enough attention to him when they ran into each other.
I guess I should be used to the shock by now, but I’m still horrified by the level of self-delusion in people like these asshole Christians who say they love homosexuals yet also believe that homosexuality is intrinsically evil. It makes no fucking sense.
86 JohnnyBoy // Nov 12, 2007 at 1:29 am
Brandex, they can believe anything is intrinsically evil, and I don’t have a problem with it…everyone’s entitled to their opinion
It’s when they seek to take away the rights of others because of their personal beliefs
and in some other thread, someone asked “Is there a GOOD Baldwin?”, and I said, “Yeah, but it’s a piano”
87 Doug // Nov 12, 2007 at 8:04 am
Pal Jacky, you have it backward. If you DON’T accept Jesus you will be FORCED to do a film with Paulie Shore.
88 JohnnyBoy // Nov 12, 2007 at 11:49 am
Do you have to ACCEPT Jesus? Can’t one just TOLERATE Jesus?
89 JohnnyBoy // Nov 12, 2007 at 1:26 pm
I always liked the Alou brothers better than the baldwin brothers anyway
Plus which, the Alou brothers have ther own Jesus !
Don’t see no Jesus Baldwins running around now do ya?
90 JohnnyBoy // Nov 12, 2007 at 1:30 pm
“Number Ninety…….Number Ninety”
Revoultion #90 - Lennon x 10
91 Stretch // Nov 12, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Jesus does my gardening. His cousin Ramon painted my house
92 pal Jacky // Nov 12, 2007 at 4:53 pm
My bad, Balwin became a born again after ‘Biodome’. Maybe the punishment for being in a paulie shore movie is to become a born again?
93 pal Jacky // Nov 12, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Baldwin was cast as Barney Rubble for his looks so as an actor his rather limited. Even in bad basic cable movies on SciFi he has trouble. When I watch one Baldwin is in, I think ‘my god even dean cain has standards.’. The lead in most of them these days are scientist and a soldier. You can’t pull that one off if look like barney rubble.
94 JohnnyBoy // Nov 12, 2007 at 6:12 pm
They’re from my area, for years I thought they were born in the town of Baldwin, but they’re really from Massapequa
Apparently pointless trivia that may come in handy someday
you’ll see
95 pal Jacky // Nov 13, 2007 at 1:35 am
Remember the baldwin family was bombed in the ’south park’ movie. So the axiom of south park still holds true the Balwins are all giant douches.
96 Doug // Nov 13, 2007 at 7:56 am
Morons who play with nepotism end up on South Park.
97 JohnnyBoy // Nov 13, 2007 at 8:20 am
I like nepotism…….it has a good sound and ends in “ism” which is sometimes amusing…..like “flatulism” or “jism”
98 JohnnyBoy // Nov 13, 2007 at 7:03 pm
“Sure, understanding today’s complex world of the future is a little like having bees live in your head. But, there they are.”
The Honorable Chester Cadaver
99 JohnnyBoy // Nov 13, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Hast Du etwas Zeit fuer mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
Denkst Du vielleicht grad’ an mich
Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich
Von 99 Luftballons
Und dass sowas von sowas kommt
100 DavidinBerkeley // Nov 13, 2007 at 7:13 pm
Does anybody know where the post is that tells us how to post pictures in our comments? I’ve tried the search function and am getting a goose egg.
I’d ask in the April Winchell Yahoo Group, but that seems to have disappeared.
101 JohnnyBoy // Nov 13, 2007 at 7:22 pm
http://www.aprilwinchell.com/2007/09/25/real-quick/
I think this is what you’re looking for, DavidinBerkeley
102 Shannon // Nov 13, 2007 at 11:50 pm
A hundred and one
Pounds of fun
That’s my little honeybun
Get a load of honeybun tonight.
Mmmmm honeybuns
103 JohnnyBoy // Nov 14, 2007 at 7:02 am
I’m hot blooded - check it and see…I’ve got comment #103
104 DavidinBerkeley // Nov 14, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Thank you, JohnnyBoy.
105 DavidinBerkeley // Nov 14, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Hmm. I tried the “post a picture in your comment” command and it didn’t work (see my IN A FOG comment). Maybe it was because I linked to a picture from aprilwinchell.com?
106 pal Jacky // Nov 14, 2007 at 3:35 pm
i don’t want her
you can have her
she’s too fat for me.
i get dizzy
i get dumbo
when i’m dancing
with my jum, jum, jumbo
107 Titan // Nov 15, 2007 at 2:10 am
Hey, if it matters, I graduated in 1973!
#107…. Yay!
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