April Winchell

13 responses so far ↓

• 1 nix // Nov 26, 2007 at 1:06 pm

  OMG. I really love you for this.

  For real. Have my babies. Science can make it happen somehow.

• 2 Speedy Cerviche // Nov 26, 2007 at 4:54 pm

  When I think of Christmas music, two particular songs come to mind: Nat King Cole singing “The Christmas Song” and the cast of Bonanza singing “Merry Christmas, Neighbor”.

  I love them both very, very much.

  For very, very different reasons.

• 3 Voodoo cake // Nov 26, 2007 at 7:07 pm

  That Sanson Claus has the best shit eating grin I have ever seen! This is a South pole Sanson Claus!!

• 4 jandu // Nov 26, 2007 at 9:26 pm

  Am I wrong that I clicked the “shit from my ass” link for 5 minutes?

• 5 steve // Nov 27, 2007 at 12:04 am

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• 6 bnaivar // Nov 27, 2007 at 5:58 am

  I’m never shopping at Target again until they let the Salvation Army bell ringers come back. That “somebody MIGHT get offended” argument is crap.

• 7 wills7577 // Nov 27, 2007 at 6:44 am

  A sack ‘o crap, and it’s not even Friday? It’s a Christmas miracle! God bless us, every one!

• 8 clevelandphil // Nov 27, 2007 at 1:20 pm

  O holy nightmare!!
  The holiday favorites are back!!
  Have a crappy Christmas!!!

• 9 JohnnyBoy // Nov 27, 2007 at 2:02 pm

  8 logs a lincoln
  7 poos a stinkin
  6 craps a clinkin
  5 diarrheas

• 10 pal Jacky // Nov 27, 2007 at 4:36 pm

  One of the few charities I give to is the Sally Army. But not in their christmas Kettles. They are manned by a bunch of drunken thieves. You are better off going down to skid and getting your wallet stolen. BTW does anyone remember which breed dog ‘the son of sam’ had.? I want a dog that will talk to me.

• 11 Speedy Cerviche // Nov 27, 2007 at 4:45 pm

  JohnnyBoy, finish your song .

• 12 Speedy Cerviche // Nov 27, 2007 at 5:03 pm

  4 falling turds
  3 stench ends
  2 turtle doves
  …
  And a fart ripped in the privy

  (I didn’t change “turtle doves” because I’ve always found that name to be hilarious. Some things are just done right the first time)

• 13 JohnnyBoy // Nov 27, 2007 at 6:51 pm

  A Labrador Retriever named Harvey

  The ones I’ve known, they don’t talk much

  I did have a cat named Manuel who said his name, though

  and Chadich the cat will carry on a conversation, you talk, then he says meow, then you talk, then he says meow and so on.

  Which is great when you say “What do we want” (meow)
  When do we want it? (meow)

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