From: (REMOVED)
Subject: Santa Face is Bringing Me a Budgie
Date: November 27, 2007
Hi April,
I have been searching for the above mp3 now since last Christmas but to no avail.
Today I was doing a bit of surfing as you do and came across a thread saying that you have it on your site. I have been searching for it and as yet I haven’t found it.
Would it be possible for you to guide me in the right direction so I can download it? You will make one sixty year old lady very happy.
Thank you so much for taking the time to read this as I know you are a very busy lady.
- Pat (Wales, UK)
I don’t know what I like best about all of this; the fact that people from Wales are talking about my mp3s, that I was able to find this song in about three minutes and now have it up on my site, or that someone called me a “lady”.
In any case, here’s your track. It’s a stinker.
15 responses so far ↓
1 JohnnyBoy // Nov 27, 2007 at 8:09 pm
It’d be tolerable if it weren’t for the sputtering
2 JohnnyBoy // Nov 27, 2007 at 8:15 pm
Totally off topic, the inventor of Gatorade passed away, he developed it for the Florida Gators football team, and I saw a funny comment saying good thing he didn’t develop it for FSU, then it’d be Seminole Fluid
Damn, I wish I’d wrote that !
3 coasterboy // Nov 27, 2007 at 9:42 pm
JohnnyBoy, that is too funny!
4 jim // Nov 27, 2007 at 10:18 pm
Reeks hard enough to cry out for airtight storage.
There are no words … with a mouth full, so to speak.
Plus you just know this took like 19 takes.
5 April // Nov 27, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Oh, at leatht.
6 katzinoire // Nov 27, 2007 at 10:45 pm
to quote Rod from The Simpsons
“My freakin’ ears!”
7 pal Jacky // Nov 27, 2007 at 10:50 pm
Isn’t a budgy the bird you eat by putting the whole thing in your mouth and eating everything but the beak? Or I’m I getting this mixed up with mini-me?
8 steve // Nov 27, 2007 at 11:24 pm
imagine being the microphone swabber on that session.
9 John Foley // Nov 28, 2007 at 12:21 am
10 JohnnyBoy // Nov 28, 2007 at 2:19 am
that’s enough to give you a budgie
11 JohnnyBoy // Nov 28, 2007 at 2:26 am
“nice LADY!”
Jerry Lewis
12 gary // Nov 28, 2007 at 9:26 am
I want to kick this guy in his loverly bunch of coconuts.
13 Stretch // Nov 28, 2007 at 9:40 am
Looks like John has a Budgie too – and its just for April!!!
14 Syr Paine // Nov 30, 2007 at 5:03 am
WTF?!
I need a drink after that one and maybe…just maybe, it might be tolerable.
Ah, hell…who am I kidding?
15 Arthur // Dec 5, 2007 at 5:10 am
Pat’s not the only one from Wales talking about your mp3’s April.
We may come from a small, mountainous country next door to England but we do love crappy music as much any superpower. As I type this I can hear someone outside singing Born to be Wild, Chickenwolf style.