Comments on: Rachael Ray is Fatabulous

By: BadGurl_404

BadGurl_404 — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:01:54 +0000

Personally, I think RaeRay is annoypid!

By: prisonersdilema

prisonersdilema — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 01:46:14 +0000

Up until now, I’ve always been able to ignore R.R., she’s just another in a long line of Bullshitters, that adorn commericals with their emptyness, just like the empty products they sell to us.

And that after all his her allure, she’s just one big hole, completely empty, who can accomodate any manner of objects into the vast cavern of her being, in other words shes a simulcra, just another empty product, from corporate food giants who sell brightly colored boxes mostly full of air. Just like her.

By: JohnnyBoy

JohnnyBoy — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:12:23 +0000

John Foley, yes I know it’s not the coffee’s fault. It didn’t ask to be promoted by Smarm-Ray

Seriously, though, I’m giving some thought to just how evil the Dunkin Donuts Corporation would have to be before I’d stop enjoying their coffee.

Monstrously evil, I suppose. I’m rather selfish in matters such as these

By: JohnnyBoy

JohnnyBoy — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:05:11 +0000

cts125, you miss an important point

April could be big as a house and I would still think she’s absolutely wonderful.

Rachael Ray could have the smokingest body ever, and I would still despise her with every fiber of my being

Actually, you DO have a point…..on the top of your head

By: John Foley

John Foley — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:26:20 +0000

@JohnnyBoy-
I’m not going to let her vapid visage prevent me from enjoying Ritz Crackers and Dunkin’ Donuts Coffee

That’s right. Don’t take it out on the coffee.

By: cts125

cts125 — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:43:07 +0000

You know I could give a rats ass about Rachel Ray. It’s actually pretty easy to just ignore her..she’s just the latest harmless media fad

but…

what’s up with you getting so riled up about her…and then going the weight-issue/appearance way. I mean based on your recent ‘make-over’ (based on all the photos you post of your recent advertising appearance) is it not classic pot calling kettle. You have devolved into yet another modern media clone..gym-toned, thin, color-balanced bland ‘personality’. And to resort to fat name-calling jokes…that’s beyond lame and just demonstrates your own self-satisfied smugness.

By: JohnnyBoy

JohnnyBoy — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:38:55 +0000

I should write an anti-Rachael Ray children’s book (yes, I did say WRITE ! )

Some rays are rays of hope…how bout this one…….NOPE !
Now don’t you mope Because this Ray is just a dope

By: JoeEkaitis

JoeEkaitis — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:18:44 +0000

So what’s left?

Yep, children’s books. Someday, she’ll blurt “I’d like to do a children’s book” into an open mic, the heavens will open and 7-figure offers will rain from the sky.

Ever notice celebrities never say they want to “write” a children’s book? That’s the job of the ghostwriter who’ll get a flat fee that would barely buy a set of Rachael Ray knives and none of the royalties.

By: JohnnyBoy

JohnnyBoy — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:55:38 +0000

I’m not going to let her vapid visage prevent me from enjoying Ritz Crackers and Dunkin’ Donuts Coffee

By: pierce

pierce — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:51:45 +0000

God, I love you! I never minded her until she was EVERYWHERE! What annoys me the most is this word creation crap. So clever! E.V.O.O. is not a fucking word!
People treat her like she’s Thackeray because she says things like “Spoontula”.

Good God.