April Winchell

36 responses so far ↓

• 1 John Foley // Dec 9, 2007 at 12:38 pm

  I expected better moves from Sammy.

• 2 Syr Paine // Dec 9, 2007 at 12:45 pm

  Oh My Gawd…

  The apocolypse is upon us!

• 3 ListenerJustin // Dec 9, 2007 at 2:21 pm

  Holy hell. I think I need a Cool Contact above the waist now.

• 4 jim // Dec 9, 2007 at 6:07 pm

  Yuletide morbidity has never been so cute.
  Sleighbells are Lucifer’s tambourines.
  Good thing my razor & my oven alike are electric.

• 5 JohnnyBoy // Dec 9, 2007 at 6:42 pm

  Hmmm…I have a gas oven…and a gas razor too

• 6 JohnnyBoy // Dec 9, 2007 at 6:46 pm

  The dinosaur gardens link, in case anyone didn’t get to see it before the demise of “This is Weird”

  http://www.dinosaurgardens.com/archives/180

• 7 Gunner13 // Dec 9, 2007 at 7:49 pm

  OMG, What was that????

• 8 pal Jacky // Dec 9, 2007 at 8:05 pm

  One would think that during the WGA strike that the NBC would be more willing to listen to show ideas. I think ‘anal rape of the network stars’ would be quite popular. who wouldn’t want to see Zach Braff get bunged by John McGinley. Now my only hope is trying to get PBS to see the light on ‘the search for the new third tenor’ . Where opera singers compete in Jackass like stunts while singing to see who gets to fill pavorotti’s ample tux. I even suggested putting Dawn upshaw in man drag as a prank. She has already has the hair for it and the mannerisms. Can she outlast Mike Rowe(who really did sing with the met) in a pit of raw sewage while screaming Siefried’s forging song?

• 9 pal Jacky // Dec 9, 2007 at 8:29 pm

  As for the video. Sammy, forever the token black

• 10 Speedy Cerviche // Dec 9, 2007 at 10:44 pm

  Ag. I’ve been subjected to this for a while.

  Except the majority of the ones I’ve seen used “funny” internet memes for the faces instead of… whatever the hell April used. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Am I getting warmer?

• 11 steve // Dec 9, 2007 at 10:46 pm

  this is so not fair.

• 12 gary // Dec 9, 2007 at 11:46 pm

  How is that Brittney Spears choreographer keeps getting work?

• 13 Titan // Dec 10, 2007 at 1:40 am

  Like it or not guys, it’s here in 13 days!

• 14 Doug // Dec 10, 2007 at 7:29 am

  HAAAAH–HAH. Mikey’s got boobs. Hey Mikey!

• 15 Stretch // Dec 10, 2007 at 8:28 am

  Who’s the geiser on the right?!!!!

• 16 April // Dec 10, 2007 at 9:06 am

  Why, that’s Santa’s Little Helper Bill O’ Reilly!

• 17 pal Jacky // Dec 10, 2007 at 9:54 am

  then there is the christmas spectacular I pitched last year. Larry the Cable guy was visited by three spririts, deformed troll Jamie Kennedy as ghost of christmas past, pompous stage magician Penn Gillette as ghost of christmas present and garish Hermaphrodite Carrot top as ghost of christmas future. Well its been running all month on VH1, kudos for adding flavor flav as one of the wise men, but still I feel ripped off.

• 18 Stretch // Dec 10, 2007 at 12:12 pm

  O’Reilly is only worthy of helping Santa by scooping up Rudolph’s poop

• 19 pal Jacky // Dec 10, 2007 at 6:08 pm

  http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/larry_the_cable_guys_christmas_spectacular%20/series.jhtml

  see I’m not making it up. they say vicki Lawrance, but it is really her as mama. perhaps, early in his career when he was still on the carnie circuit, penn gillette was warned by a two bit gypsy about this piece of shit and thus his hatred for fortune tellers was born.

• 20 JohnnyBoy // Dec 11, 2007 at 12:08 pm

  “Here’s to Ben”
  “Be Polite”
  “Ho-Ho-Ho”

  A Blue Velvet Christmas

• 21 pal Jacky // Dec 11, 2007 at 11:08 pm

  After four attempts, I was finally able to watch all the Larry the guy christmas perversion. Like you don’t turn away when you see carrot top. then I turned it to comedy central and they are showing an hour of larry the cable guy’s ‘comedy’. @ hours in a row. perhaps it is time the WGA strike is over.

• 22 steve // Dec 12, 2007 at 1:22 am

  April finally got Steve up to Big Bear to see for himself:

  http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1253294498

• 23 pal Jacky // Dec 12, 2007 at 7:08 pm

  larry the cable guy’s christmas shit show is on VH1 again tonight. I’m gonna watch it. No playing silent hill on PSP or Zelda on the DS. Full attention. It is an endurance thing now. Hopefully, the full stanza will be seen in the film. but Johnny depp should be singing.
  ” There’ s a hole in this world like a great big pit,
  Its filled with people who are filled with shit
  and the vermin of the world inhabit it”
  Everones yappin’ about his singing, can marla singer pull off angela lansbury. That is is question.

• 24 JohnnyBoy // Dec 12, 2007 at 9:43 pm

  saw her and Len Cariou on Bway ages ago, so we’ll see…

• 25 Erik no longer in Santa Monica // Dec 12, 2007 at 10:29 pm

  Why not?

  http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1261207524

• 26 pal Jacky // Dec 13, 2007 at 3:55 am

  my bad, the first time the lyric appears it is like the one on the ad. without the ’s’-word. I saw it at the music center with angela lansbury ages ago myself. I forget who played the title character but it wasn’t len cariou. Its the only musical soundtrack I’ve got. I hate showtunes. BTW the musicals of weill and Bernstein don’t count because those two composed ‘real’ music as well. And Tom wait’s ‘alice’, ‘woyzeck’ and ‘black rider’ don’t count either because they are Mensch.

• 27 ubermilf // Dec 13, 2007 at 10:57 am

  History will show that Larry the Cable Guy killed Christmas.

• 28 pal Jacky // Dec 13, 2007 at 3:37 pm

  What is wonderous about the larry the cable christmas special is how badly edited it is. the continutity is all fucked up. Since it is so disturbingly unfunny, my mind reels on exactly what crap could have been cut out. Did I mention santa clause was played by a drunk from ‘cheers’ who hasn’t done anything since.

• 29 Andre // Dec 13, 2007 at 6:56 pm

  Sammy, that gypsy! He really gives his all when he’s performing…and he’s lovin’ it.

• 30 pal Jacky // Dec 14, 2007 at 12:05 am

  Cable guy’s christmas is on again. This will be the third time I’ve watched it in its entirety since tuesday. Some people run marathons. It is just so inept. I want a DVD loaded with extras.

• 31 esmeralda // Dec 14, 2007 at 7:46 am

  Thanks April, I forgot about this Office Max website. I like to mess with my family and friends, they even have Scrooge this year.

• 32 Andre // Dec 15, 2007 at 2:28 am

  Mamacita! (upside-down ?) Donde esta Santa Claus?

• 33 JohnnyBoy // Dec 15, 2007 at 4:33 am

  Don’t follow the balls when they make the street

• 34 pal Jacky // Dec 15, 2007 at 9:50 pm

  Did I mention that the musical guest on cable guy’s christmas is kid Rock!!! I’ve watched that part at least eight times and if I heard the song on the radio I wouldn’t recognize it. Does kid rock have fans? Tony orlando is on it with dawn replaced by a bird puppet!! jim bruer who left saturday night live acheive fame and fortune in deodarant commercials plays the drunken easter bunny. Furthermore, there are strippers and midgets dressed as elves on stripper poles.

• 35 pal Jacky // Dec 15, 2007 at 9:56 pm

  If my admonishments of this show make it sound too awful to be believed. Here is a cold hard fact: It was made for comedy central and they passed it on to their sister station. Yes, the network of ‘mind of mencia’ and ‘drawn together’ thought this wasn’t funny enough to broadcast. BTW I’m not bashing all of comedy cnetral’s shows, they just seem to allow much too much unfunny stuff to air.

• 36 coasterboy // Dec 16, 2007 at 2:27 pm

  George Hearn played Sweeney in the LA company of Sweeney Todd. They also shot the video that is (or was) out at the end of the LA run. It was at the Chandler, not the Ahmanson. It was the third (professional) musical that I had ever seen (Bubbling Brown Sugar @ the Pantages, and Pippin @ the Chandler were the others.)

  And sorry, the Black Rider was not a musical, nor Theater, nor Art. It was somebody masterbating. Masterbating with needles.

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