April Winchell

30 responses so far ↓

• 1 Doug // Jan 21, 2008 at 8:06 pm

  Oops, you need an HT in from of that tp://www.myspace.com/jordinsparks link there April…

  Now I’m off to listen to the podcast!

• 2 April // Jan 21, 2008 at 9:09 pm

  Thank you!

• 3 unclemike // Jan 21, 2008 at 9:39 pm

  An ending tagline? But your podcasts are already too perfect.

  Hmmmm….In honor of that busybody who emailed you all those lame suggestions, how about: “We’ll try to do better next time.”

• 4 gary // Jan 22, 2008 at 12:12 am

  Mark is obviously clear and you’re not, April.
  You just don’t get it. Time for an audit.

• 5 Mean John Dean // Jan 22, 2008 at 1:46 am

  Ma friend Boooger runed over my foot a work and I couldn’t go to work nomore. The lawfirm of Winchell and Germain sued the livin shit outta my bosses and got me a cash settlement of ten thousand dollars. Now I can buy all the beer and smokes I want. Iwas even able to afford to have the toilet fixed in the trailer and we aer going in the house again. And I don’t mean in a soup pot like before.
  The lawfirm of Winchell and Germain aer my hero’s.

  Bubba Dean

• 6 clevelandphil // Jan 22, 2008 at 10:36 am

  ASK MR K.!!!!!!!
  Post your questions and April can ask Mr. K on the next podcast.

  Here’s one: Did your parents deprive you of television growing up, or were just a nerd?

• 7 clevelandphil // Jan 22, 2008 at 10:40 am

  Hire The Law Firm of Winchell and Germain when you want to go hebrew on the people who fucked you.

• 8 jasonthegreat // Jan 22, 2008 at 10:41 am

  My problem with these podcasts is that I feel that both people’s emotional iq’s go up when they are live.

  (wtf??)

  Anyway, I think a simple “Fuck off” would be a nice way to end these podcasts.

• 9 PoliShifter // Jan 22, 2008 at 10:56 am

  I’m just praying KTLK doesn’t bring back Morgan Fairchild.

  I guess I can just listen to the podcasts from 3 pm to 7 pm until they get their heads out of their you know where.

  Winchell & Germain: Because Stupid Happens

• 10 Xanadude // Jan 22, 2008 at 11:07 am

  Tagline:

  The Law Firm of Winchel & Germain: Doing this until we get real jobs.

• 11 pal Jacky // Jan 22, 2008 at 3:45 pm

  heath ledger is dead. In honor here’s the only heath ledger joke I know. Q:How does heath ledger fake an orgasm? A:he spits on Jake Gyllenhall’s back.

• 12 clevelandphil // Jan 22, 2008 at 3:48 pm

  KTLK News: The 3:00pm slot will have guest host Heath Ledger to talk about Global Warming, working with gay actor Jake Gyanthall (Maggie’s brother) and his upcoming role as The Joker in the upcoming Batman movie.

• 13 DavidinBerkeley // Jan 22, 2008 at 7:26 pm

  If you want to continue with the “The Law Firm of …” theme, you really need to advertise in The Pennysaver.

• 14 PoliShifter // Jan 22, 2008 at 7:34 pm

  Maybe include the “dunk dunk” sound from Law & Order

  KTLK: Frangela? For the next two weeks 5 pm to 7 pm?

  Is Johnny Wendell busy or something?

• 15 pal Jacky // Jan 22, 2008 at 7:47 pm

  Johnny wendell is never busy. Even when he’s broadcasting. Nonetheless, perhaps one of the mensa members who run KTLK actually listened to his show? At one time on kfi he broadcast as Johnny Angel. He explained it oncebut it never made a lick of sense. Hopefully they will put in Lee Kline(sp?). I think that’s the one who used to annoy april aout 10 minutes before she was off and he was on.

  What do you remember about 1994? O.J.,O.J.,O.J..tanya Harding, O.J., O.J., David Fukuto., O.J., O.J, taking a pinata in the shape of an leg with an iceskate on its foot to a party and never being asked back? Those sort of things are natural. But Jack nicholson was seen leaving St. John’s on the day of Cesar romero’s death. I say he’s killed again. ‘i’m the joker, bitch’. Let’s start an internet rumor.

• 16 pal Jacky // Jan 22, 2008 at 7:51 pm

  there still is advertiser space on the busstop in front of Donut master near the Ralph’s at van ness and redondo beach Blvd. it faces the parking lot, and so now busses stop there. Old men sit there all day eating donuts. Nathanel West was a visonary.

• 17 gary // Jan 23, 2008 at 12:02 am

  Johnny Angel(Wendell) is a guy I know from around town.
  He had a band or two and wrote about the music scene.
  He was a contributor at the LA Weekly when I worked there.
  It blew my mind when I found out he was doing fill-in work at KFI.
  Who’d he blow to get that gig?

• 18 pal Jacky // Jan 23, 2008 at 12:14 am

  I meant ‘no busses’ not ‘now busses’. Guys just sitting there drinking hours on end waiting for the bus that will never come. West’s image of those who came to california to die. Another visionary thing is ‘hollywood heat’ used a plastic surgery scene from ‘Brazil’ on a segment about Botox. It is the one where Katherine Hellmen’s face is all pulled apart by some weird instruments. Of course the ‘visionary’ statement about plastic surgery in the film wasn’t used and that’s the one about ‘acid etching away at the skin’ is the perfect cosmetic treatment. Why Visionary? because botulism is being injected into the face as botox.

• 19 bnaivar // Jan 23, 2008 at 5:38 am

  If you just specialize in workmen’s comp cases you don’t have to be lawyers. Those are always settled out of court anyway.

  “The law firm of Winchell and Germain. It’s not extortion if it’s done with paperwork.”

• 20 Knavish Rogue // Jan 23, 2008 at 8:09 am

  The law firm of Winchell and Germain. We’re not bitter, we just taste that way.

• 21 JohnnyBoy // Jan 23, 2008 at 8:25 am

  Internet Special - Beat Marc Germain at arm-wrestling and win a free subpoena.

  The Law Firm of Winchell and Germain - Feel the Power of Attorney.

• 22 Andre // Jan 23, 2008 at 1:28 pm

  “Winchell & Germain got me…one million dollars.”

• 23 jim // Jan 23, 2008 at 4:04 pm

  The Law Firm Of Winchell & Germain: The Law Smells Like Ass! Let Us Be Your Handi-Wipes!

  End-tag suggestion:
  “… we now return you to your regularly scheduled porn.”

• 24 pal Jacky // Jan 23, 2008 at 8:19 pm

  I do like the ‘lucky strikes’ad at the beginning from the old Jack Benny show. Imagine that guy yapping about Jello.That is the enthusiastic voice of the man who gave us hundreds of the bad jello salads .

• 25 pal Jacky // Jan 23, 2008 at 8:22 pm

  and as far as Jerry Mathers is concerned. Wasn’t the world a better place when we all thought he died in vietnam?

• 26 pal Jacky // Jan 23, 2008 at 8:25 pm

  I also have to say that on further divination one of my predictions came true. Replace ‘Robert Blake’ with ‘heath ledger’ and 8 year old with 2 year old and it all makes sense. C’mon, Like sylvia browne has never done that before.

• 27 Stretch // Jan 24, 2008 at 10:45 am

  HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD!!!
  Where is Wessel van Diepen and LA Style http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Brown_Is_Dead when you need them

• 28 chiqui // Jan 24, 2008 at 3:23 pm

  What talk show are you two auditioning for? You guys don’t stand a chance unless April can cease and desist from using the F word!

• 29 phoebefigalilly // Jan 26, 2008 at 2:55 am

  Mr. K’s brothers wife isn’t your only fan in Syracuse. I live there too. Don’t know if that is cause for celebration or condolences. I guess take it for what its worth. We love you like it or not.

• 30 Eddie_Haskell // Apr 15, 2008 at 5:20 pm

  Still working on the name myself -

  The Good Time Half-Assed Happy Half Hour and Associates INC.

  I just thought of this . . . the first x rated words on TV were by June Cleaver -

  “Gee, Ward, don’t you think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night???

  Eddie

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