I’m starting to feel better, and I’m slowly crawling back into the podcast saddle.
I finally finished a show from about two weeks ago, and I’ve uploaded it for you here. I also have another two in the pipeline, so with any luck, I’ll start doing this regularly.
Of course, I can’t promise anything, because I have jury duty next week. And to make it all even more glamorous, our lease is expiring, so there’s a move in our future. I can almost guarantee that at some point in the next few weeks, I’ll be in tears, trying to find the box with my keyboard in it. Good times.
But you know, I’ll just keep plugging away at it, and at some point I’ll become a productive member of society.
And won’t that be a nice change?
30 responses so far ↓
1 pal Jacky // Feb 8, 2008 at 12:06 am
first!!
marilu henner says she is only doing research for a movie….no, put those down marilu those meds belong to El Dabarge. no..no.. don’t take them..wink.wink… we..don’t want a heath ledger incident.. wink… wink.. and the emmy goes to Louise Fletcher as the psych nurse.
2 bnaivar // Feb 8, 2008 at 4:59 am
And you can’t sign a new lease because….?
3 BigFatBob // Feb 8, 2008 at 7:44 am
bnaivar // Feb 8, 2008 at 4:59 am
And you can’t sign a new lease because….?
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If she signs a new lease then we will all miss out on all the hilarious stories that will happen during the moving day nightmare.
Bob
4 JohnnyBoy // Feb 8, 2008 at 8:04 am
Yeah, life’s only funny if it sucks or something
Sully’s leash is expiring? woof
5 Stretch // Feb 8, 2008 at 9:57 am
Its nice to see April regular again.
That’s been my theory with Brittany Spears all along – she just needs prune juice
6 pal Jacky // Feb 8, 2008 at 1:15 pm
those are pretty panties Bill Ballance gave to you, dr. Laura you can put your skirt down now, we’ve all seen enough. Isn’t the lithuim kicking in on any of you. Jan Micheal vincent stop playing with your surgery scars. There’s no skull underneath the skin there anymore. Neurosurgery was much easier when it was just icepicks in the eyebrows.
7 albo // Feb 8, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Keep doing these. I’ll even send you money to keep it up.
You guys are the sweet, bourbon-soaked cherry at the bottom of life’s Manhattan.
8 socalfrank // Feb 8, 2008 at 6:47 pm
She doesn’t want to extend her current lease because she’s realized that if she doesn’t buy a house now, she might miss out on the biggest housing bust of the century.
9 pal Jacky // Feb 8, 2008 at 7:05 pm
okay last one, I promise..
most celebreality shows have hot tubs scenes, we only have hydrotherapy to offer. but with ageless sex kitten Ellen Barkin it is just as good. Look at her all dolled up for the cameras. Too bad her greenish brown eye makeup is really just her feces.
10 JohnnyBoy // Feb 8, 2008 at 8:36 pm
if she’s a kitten, why is she barkin ?
11 gary // Feb 8, 2008 at 8:39 pm
See if you can get transfered to the Valencia court.
We can hang out.
I got snared for jury duty next week as well.
I’ll be the one in the Free O.J. tee .
12 JohnnyBoy // Feb 8, 2008 at 9:05 pm
no, no, they give you free OJ when you donate blood, not for jury duty
13 pal Jacky // Feb 8, 2008 at 11:14 pm
you need the ‘charles manson got a bum rap’ t-shirt instead. Its less racially charged.
14 coasterboy // Feb 9, 2008 at 12:53 am
charlie manson got his bum raped?
15 JohnnyBoy // Feb 9, 2008 at 7:01 am
The one with his picture and the saying “Charlie Don’t Surf” is okay too
16 pal Jacky // Feb 9, 2008 at 10:14 am
manson probably has had his share of jail rape by now. That has got to be some weird ass bragging rights. ‘when I was in prison, I fucked charles manson’. Save that one ’til your meeting your new girlfriends family for the first time.
17 JohnnyQuest // Feb 9, 2008 at 11:21 am
Don’t cry. Keyboards are cheap and plentiful.
18 JohnnyBoy // Feb 9, 2008 at 11:38 am
Why, there are so many keyboards now that we can eat some and let others live
19 pal Jacky // Feb 9, 2008 at 3:25 pm
last night on ‘the soup’ the clip of the week was from ‘beach patrol hermosa beach’. Last week they featured a lip of ‘undercover hippo’ where the ‘tard in the hippo suit got stuck in the mud’. Granted both clips were laugh out loud funny on the original shows. but I mentioned both original shows here first. Is there a mole from E! lurking here? It could explain how chelsea handler sounds more and more like april winchell each day. C’mon chelsea where is that backseat queen of fraternity we fell in love with.
20 JohnnyBoy // Feb 9, 2008 at 3:59 pm
“Let’s sleep in gas station lavatories this time, mama. Fuck permanent residences. It’ll strengthen our filthiness.”
Crackers – Pink Flamingos
21 gary // Feb 9, 2008 at 8:13 pm
The first time I saw Pink Flamingos was at the Nuart. I went with a guy who’d seen the movie a million times already.
I don’t know what was funnier, the movie itself or him knowing every bit of dialogue.
22 pal Jacky // Feb 9, 2008 at 9:56 pm
hold it, I used to go to the nuart and see pink flamingos on saturday nights and erasure head on fridays. As a matter of fact I know the dialogue to both films. let me just say’if you can call her a women officer, she is a whore’ and ‘just carve ‘em up like regular chickens’. I’ve said enough.
23 inerror // Feb 10, 2008 at 12:42 am
Job hunting tips for Marc:
With his political science degree Mr K is a natural as a sports announcer for C-SPAN – the job OJ would have gotten if he hadn’t gotten mixed up in digital satellite hacking and trying to steal back his trophy collection – the one he sold on eBay but forgot about it.
Or maybe the Food Guy for The Weather Channel – to fill in all that time they currently wast just pointing their camera at the weather control center, where they modify the weather via alien technology.
24 JohnnyBoy // Feb 10, 2008 at 2:51 am
People think that pipes grow in their homes. But they sure as hell don’t! Look at my knees! Look at my knees!
25 pal Jacky // Feb 10, 2008 at 2:20 pm
they aren’t even sure yet that it is a baby… It’s a baby just a little premature.
26 pal Jacky // Feb 10, 2008 at 3:44 pm
i realized something. My T.V. is watching me. This week on the soup they showed clips from my favorite infomercial. It is for ‘double action cleanse’ a colon cleaner. I discovered this ad months ago. I can’t get enough about the guy talking about the size and shape of his bowel movements. Rightfully so the clip ‘the soup’ used was the one where they talks about how big his four year old daughter’s bowels movents were, relative to her size. For obvious reasons, i told no one about my fixation with this campaign. Yet they found it and played it. Joel McHale is mindfucking me.
27 pal Jacky // Feb 10, 2008 at 4:42 pm
I’ve been making my 11 year old nephew play ‘grand theft auto’ and ‘resident evil’ and reading ‘guns and ammo’. I can’t bring myself to actually getting him a copy of ‘Mein Kaump’ so I’ve been leaving Hermann Hesse novels around since they are almost as good. I just had a terrible thought. If he does Columbine and lives could his trust fund that matures when he’s 25 be used for defense lawyers?Or worse victim’s compensation even if he dies? I have got to change stratagies and get him to go the Hemming Way. It is sylvia plath poety from now on. BTW, Since he is my ownly current heir, I’m just sort of leveling the playing field.
28 JohnnyBoy // Feb 11, 2008 at 6:52 am
Likely he’ll turn out quite well
29 JohnnyBoy // Feb 11, 2008 at 10:33 am
get him a “Waterboarding is Not a Crime” t-shirt
30 pal Jacky // Feb 11, 2008 at 8:06 pm
I was reading Kafka when I wqs in high school and I’m just fine.
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