I don’t want to alarm you, but I’ve finished another podcast.
I know, weird right?
Nevertheless, my new podcast with the irascible Marc Germain* is now online and ready for your listening pleasure.
Today’s podcast touches on a wide variety of important topics, such as making out at Starbucks, and who the hell stands in line for an hour for a hot dog?
And we take a small detour into actual content when we briefly talk about political issues. But we manage to come back to American Idol, and all is again right with the world.
Here’s Monday’s podcast, weighing in at a respectable 32:32.
*Or as I like to call him, “Mr. ?”
34 responses so far ↓
1 JohnnyBoy // Feb 11, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Frist !
2 creeto // Feb 11, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Can’t wait for the tamale pie recipe!
3 Mean John Dean // Feb 11, 2008 at 2:16 pm
April,
Thank you so much for the mental picture of Marc and Star Jones bumping ugliest in broad daylight. I will be puking at two-hour intervals until the picture leaves my mind.
Mean John Dean
4 JohnnyBoy // Feb 11, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Headline:
E COLI OUTBREAK TRACED TO SHIT SANDWICH
5 Knavish Rogue // Feb 11, 2008 at 3:55 pm
My favorite headline of the year:
POLICE FIND CRACK IN MAN’S BUTT
6 clevelandphil // Feb 11, 2008 at 5:11 pm
STOP CALLING STARBUCKS A COFFEE SHOP!!!!!!!!!!
hgggggggg
Ships was a coffee shop. Tiny Naylor’s was a coffee shop. Pann’s is a coffee shop.
Starbucks is a coffee HOUSE. A SHITTY coffee house.
What coffee do you like, that is NOT Starbucks?
7 JohnnyBoy // Feb 11, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Dunkin Donuts
8 Matthew Dickens // Feb 11, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I’m one of those hundred fucking people who stand in line at Pink’s. I agree with Sprinkles and Pinkberry, but Pink’s will change your life!
Sorry…
9 pal Jacky // Feb 11, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Starbucks is not a coffeehouse, it is a cancer. It kills coffeehouses. All the good coffee houses get killed off because one starbucks opens up a block north and another a block south.
10 John Foley // Feb 11, 2008 at 8:14 pm
It’s a hot dog.
JUST a hot dog.
The whole “let’s go to the place with the super-long line out front” dynamic is certainly a favorite in Hollywood, but it really doesn’t get any more pointless than the one at Pink’s.
11 socalfrank // Feb 11, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Can someone please help me with a technical aspect to these podcasts? How do add a podcast to my iPhone so I can listen while I workout?
Thanks
12 coasterboy // Feb 11, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Actually, according to the owners of The Coffee Bean and Seattle’s Best, having a Starbucks down the block is the best thing for business. If the line is long, the addicts that it attracts want to try something different. Check out this article: http://www.slate.com/id/2180301/
13 coasterboy // Feb 11, 2008 at 10:08 pm
And sorry, Pinkberry’s Green Tea with Blackberries, while not orgasmic, is equal to a decent hand job.
14 John Foley // Feb 11, 2008 at 10:14 pm
It’s yogurt.
15 auzjeweii // Feb 11, 2008 at 10:35 pm
That goofy music — holy hell! It sounds like a reanimated Tiny Tim impersonating Wing.
16 Scott // Feb 11, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Something conveniently left out of the guy sues dead kid’s parents story. That guy was doing a buck twenty when he hit the kid. Charges may yet be pending. Kind of puts a different spin on things, eh?
17 jim // Feb 11, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Starbucks sucks.
In matters of java-brewing, I heartily advocate the use of a “love-string”: a string or (non-rusting) chain to convey the nectar into its chalice with no splashing. I was skeptical until I did a taste-test … whereupon I was blown away by the degree of improvement. Be nice to your coffee & it’ll thank you with deliciousness. A love-string makes so-so beans good & good ones awesome, at no extra cost.
I may be a coffee-nazi, but at least I’m not a wine-snob. My nose detects a frisson of high price-tag, seasoned with a subtle afterglow of hoity-toity cachet wafting from the vintner’s name. The best thing I can say about wine is that of all the drinks, it makes the prettiest puke - if it’s red wine. Plus it’s the one booze that gives me a hangover BEFORE I’m even drunk.
But HOT DOG SNOBS?!?
Yow!
How the hell do you get hincty over ears lips hooves & arseholes?
Uh oh. Is that little bright dot up there The Rabbit Hole?
Time to check the water-supply for crystal meth.
18 John Foley // Feb 12, 2008 at 12:31 am
Starbucks regular coffee is pretty dreadful. Their lattes are quite good though, and their hot chocolate is superlative. They also have good brownies and danishes and things of that ilk.
19 JohnnyBoy // Feb 12, 2008 at 8:39 am
Okay, so like…. A Widget…is this like a full-size person who wants to be a Midget?
20 OLDFART // Feb 12, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Just more great observational humor. Very George Carlin. People are stupid as a species. You have find a real balance with Mr K and your comic timing. Again , great for satellite.
21 clevelandphil // Feb 12, 2008 at 12:54 pm
It’s not the hotdog at Pinks. It’s the chili that creates the lines.
22 pal Jacky // Feb 12, 2008 at 1:30 pm
speaking of taxidermy, I was watching Julia Louis dreyfuss on the televsion the other night and was wondering just how hard it is going to be to stuff her. How would one pull off her face in one piece without damaging that crony nose of hers. All I can say is the person who gets to stuff her is either going to have all the business in the world or never work again.
23 coasterboy // Feb 12, 2008 at 2:35 pm
New game. Make weird sentences using words from the posts above. Like:
A Star Jones tamale pie at Tiny Naylors is superlative.
But Pink’s Chili, over ears lips hooves & arseholes & Pinkberry’s Blackberries tickles my “love string”.
Starbucks nectar is a cancer to my chalice.
24 pal Jacky // Feb 12, 2008 at 4:28 pm
i have a friend who used to work at the starbucks on pico near the westside pavillion. Pauly shore was a regular customer and so they did the natural thing. Whichever male ‘barrista’ could squeeze one out the fastest would masterbate into his latte. One time, Shore came in when it so crowded that none of the guys had the time to pleasure themselves into his coffee and they had to give him ‘natch’ one. Shore then complained that it tasted funny that day.
25 JohnnyBoy // Feb 12, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Ejaculatte !
26 inerror // Feb 12, 2008 at 7:11 pm
The Bellyaching Truck Driver must be orgasmic to see his view of the world confirmed with the dunking of Marc by Clearchannel.
27 paper-hat // Feb 12, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Hot dog variations!and I do like Pinks… somebody could take April over there, after all she is a star!! hint hint..
28 coasterboy // Feb 13, 2008 at 1:02 am
If you don’t care for Pinks, there is always Danny’s Oki Dog.
An Oki Dog is 2 hot dogs, chili, cheese, onions (on request), and pastrami wrapped up in a big soft flour tortilla.
Mmmmmm. Yummy. Especially at 2 in the morning.
Scary place, though.
29 JohnnyBoy // Feb 13, 2008 at 7:00 am
I’ll have a Light-Semen, Double-Cum, Half-Jism, 8-pump Masturbotto Ejaculatte
Please
30 JohnnyBoy // Feb 13, 2008 at 7:01 am
Because politeness is the sticky stuff that holds society together
31 creeto // Feb 13, 2008 at 8:26 am
SoCalFrank:
step 1: In iTunes, create a playlist called “April”
Step 2: Drag April’s mp3 files into playlist
step 3: in sync settings, check April playlist
step 4: Plug in iPhone and everything in April playlist will traansfer to it
32 Stretch // Feb 13, 2008 at 4:12 pm
SULLY ROCKS THE PODCAST!!!!!
Does anyone use the word “ILK” any more?!!
Maybe? ILK-ish?!!!
33 Stretch // Feb 13, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Huell Howser has a menu item named after him at PINKS
It comes with two hotdogs in one bun…
{insert homosex/Ryan Seacrest joke here…………}
34 coasterboy // Feb 14, 2008 at 1:28 am
Hewell’s boy friday is a hottie.
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