I’ve never been a big Michael Musto fan, but he’s completely won me over.
Here’s a slide show of Musto as Lohan as Monroe which appears in The Village Voice today. It’s just inspired.
In other news, I am getting dangerously close to the move on Friday, which means I’ll be without internet access starting Thursday night. Marc and I are going to try and get a podcast up before the whip comes down, but that will be sometime tomorrow.
As an aside, I’d like to point out that the reason there is no Wednesday podcast is because Marc fucked up his side of the phone call.
I realize I could have been discreet and just said “technical problems”, but where’s the fun in that? Besides, it’s so rare that I can pin the blame on someone else and actually be right.
In any case, I understand I have an obligation to you. You came here today hoping to hear a podcast, after all. Or maybe I just came up first on a Google search for something or other. Let’s not split hairs.
The point is, I can’t just leave you sitting there with nothing to listen to. And it has to be something at least as bad as one of our podcasts, or you’ll be spoiled forever.
But what could be that crappy?
I know!
HOLLYWOOD AFFAIR
The complete “Lost” Kim Basinger CD
Written and Produced by Prince
Nine jaw-dropping tracks by the musically gifted star of The Marrying Man. Say what you will about Alec, but he never subjected anyone to this kind of abuse.
Here’s the front and back of the inner booklet (which inexplicably features Batman). Sadly, I don’t have this insert. I would have loved to have seen how many letter and number combinations they were able to work into her bio.
And here’s the back cover, showing Prince in the studio, trying to decide if the pussy is worth it.
There’s a lot to take in here, I understand that. And it’s possible you may not be able to process it all at once. So I would suggest you start with something small, and if it comes back up, don’t take any more.
Personally, I’m partial to Action Action, which features Ms. Basinger rapping. She has some mad skillz, yo.
Action Action [4:36m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download 2 Naughty [4:52m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download Color of Sex [4:05m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download Come on [4:40m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download I Wanna [4:33m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | DownloadWordPress only allows 5 tracks to be displayed in a post. Real masochists are invited to go to my MP3 page for the rest of the CD.
16 responses so far ↓
1 ListenerJustin // Mar 5, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Wow.. that’s a voice. I think. My brain is filled with uncomfortable images of pink parachute pants and peroxided perms. Maybe a wide headband for good measure. Am I alone in thinking that she seems to have some strange Janet Jackson/Britney hybrid thing going on?
2 Xanadude // Mar 5, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Oh My Lanta!
3 pal Jacky // Mar 5, 2008 at 6:04 pm
The worst thing about ‘action, action’ is that it made me think of blondie’s ‘rapture’ . repression can be a good thing.
4 Yankee Know How // Mar 5, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Surprisingly, this appears to be one of Prince’s last great musical accomplishments. His last 15 or 20 albums have all sucked like Charo in a Kansas windstorm.
Thank GOD he never got a hold of Joyce DeWitt and forced her into one of his purple recording dens…now THAT would have been disaster on a stick!
Thank you for these perverse mp3 pleasures.
5 inerror // Mar 5, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Oh come-on. Those thighs are air-brushed!
6 Auntie Vera Charles // Mar 5, 2008 at 9:19 pm
This is your BEST podshow yet!!!
Love you in an insane and twisted way kisses,
Vera
7 gary // Mar 5, 2008 at 10:59 pm
My wife says she feels ear raped.
I concur.
8 jim // Mar 6, 2008 at 12:54 am
Tonight I’ve chosen to be afflicted with a peppy little ditty called “The Color Of Sex” … chosen for the brevity, not the title. Sounds like I made a good call.
Holy fuck.
Whoa, Kim … green?!?
Uh, just take my word for it: if you’re seeing anything GREEN down yonder, back away … without making any sudden movements … & for God’s sake, whatever you do, don’t wait until it begins moving. It can move faster hungry than you can scared.
Whew.
It’s okay - I brought Q-Tips!
9 Andre // Mar 6, 2008 at 1:36 am
What a day! Michael Musto’s ass! Kim Basinger’s pipes! And after watching American Idol tonight, it appears that Paula Abdul is back aboard the crazy train!
All is right with the world.
10 bnaivar // Mar 6, 2008 at 5:12 am
…and this is better than the screwed up podcast, how?
11 JohnnyBoy // Mar 6, 2008 at 11:17 am
It doesn’t “inexplicably” feature Batman, she WAS in the movie, she played Soupy Sale or soemthing
12 eBayEnigma // Mar 6, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Regretably, I will have to say that Mr. Musto looks so much better than Lindsay did as Monroe, (jmho) and Ms. Basinger should stick to acting. But both were very entertaining so I think April reached her goal with this podcast replacement. I shall have to download the songs and put them with a CD that I have featuring the song “Rhinestone Cowboy” sung in Mandarin Chinese, and my Slim Whitman CDs. All yodeling aside, I am looking forward to the next podcast.
13 SoCalFKK // Mar 6, 2008 at 6:55 pm
“Action” followed by “Action” is about as good as the rhyming here gets.
14 corellia // Mar 7, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Prince also did the entire soundtrack for the first Batman movie.
15 JohnnyBoy // Mar 7, 2008 at 8:54 pm
yes, I have that one, as well as the danny Elfman one, so there’s actually two soundtracks
16 MIInsane // Mar 29, 2008 at 2:02 am
WOW! I feel so special! Something I gave April was featured on her site! I feel all tingly… down there!
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