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March 12th, 2008 · 102 Comments


The Emperor’s New Club: Client 9 - The Elliot Spitzer Story

Tags: Television · Whoring

102 responses so far ↓

  • 1 paper-hat // Mar 13, 2008 at 12:20 am

    Those Emperor’s clients wear no clothes?… the working girls must be thinking about big book deals right about now…. :cool:

  • 2 bnaivar // Mar 13, 2008 at 3:54 am

    Probable title “Which woman in his life wasn’t a Spitzer?”

  • 3 eBayEnigma // Mar 13, 2008 at 8:40 am

    Well, it is the world’s oldest profession. We’d probably be shocked at what politicians get away with. This guy just got caught.

  • 4 JohnnyBoy // Mar 13, 2008 at 9:07 am

    IMO, it’s not a moral issue, I could give a shit if he were having an affair.

    It’s the hypocrisy and his self-righteousness as AG , going so far as to bust escort services, (I guess except the one he was using) that bothers me.

  • 5 Knavish Rogue // Mar 13, 2008 at 9:57 am

    I liked The Daily Show titles…

    “Spitzer Swallows?”

    and

    “Elliot’s Mess”

  • 6 Knavish Rogue // Mar 13, 2008 at 9:58 am

    Speaking of Patricia Heaton…

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/10/what-star-lost-her-belly-_n_90767.html

  • 7 JohnnyBoy // Mar 13, 2008 at 10:13 am

    Hiddy-Oso !

  • 8 inerror // Mar 13, 2008 at 10:59 am

    Now we know what Homeland Security is doing with their new found authorities to invade Americans’ privacy. Let’s see now. Is Spitzer a Terrorist or an Evildoer? Not counting his wife’s opinion of course.

    Here she is. I’m hearing rate quotes from $1,000 - $5,000.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0312084kristen1.html

  • 9 inerror // Mar 13, 2008 at 11:08 am

    Per Hour.

  • 10 pal Jacky // Mar 13, 2008 at 11:29 am

    its always the obsessed ones who turn out to be the hypocrites. Most people don’t think about prostitution that often.

  • 11 inerror // Mar 13, 2008 at 11:48 am

    Well maybe it’s poetic justice his successor will never be able to see and be tempted by the Emperor’s prime cuts on that web site. Maybe this is the answer. Poke out their eyes before they take office. Or maybe we should take a cue from the past and only allow eunuchs to guard the emperor’s treasure.

  • 12 JohnnyBoy // Mar 13, 2008 at 11:48 am

    per hour? what is that in Liters?

    I like to spell it (and even more so pronounce it ) as prostituition

  • 13 JohnnyBoy // Mar 13, 2008 at 11:49 am

    Eunuchs Kennedy Shriver?

    why, cause she’s got like money and won’t be tempted?

  • 14 pal Jacky // Mar 13, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    http://www.pagesix.com/story/trouble+cooking+ray+show
    it is too early to celebrate. But perhaps RR will hit the unemployment lines along with John gibson and tucker carlson.
    which brings up that great old MJ genesis game . did I tell you that bubbles the chimp rides on your shoulders once you’ve saved every kid in a stage? Did I tell you there were ‘hos’ that blocked your progress but you couuldn’t defeat?Did I tell you that saving a child revives your life bar just like getting serviced by a prostitute does in GTA? google ‘genesis roms’ and then search under ‘m’ for ‘micheal jackson’, download an emulator and try it out. (also look for Mike tyson’s punch out for the NES)

  • 15 OLDFART // Mar 13, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    They found my underwear at that club several weeks ago. Scott Baio was in them. Why should I be any different than anyone else in Hollywood. They make your private parts public. Oy Gevolt.

  • 16 BadGurl_404 // Mar 13, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    Oh, yeah. I’d hit that. (With a Louisville Slugger, maybe).

  • 17 albo // Mar 13, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    Interesting choice. Two political conservatives playing a Democratic governor much-hated by conservatives and his wife.

  • 18 JohnnyBoy // Mar 13, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    If Heaton have no navel, then not born of humans

  • 19 eBayEnigma // Mar 13, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    “Kristen” has had too much Collagen or Restylane injected into her lips. In some of the pictures she has the tell-tale “duck lips”, that indicate someone not experienced in injecting these products. I’m not an expert in this field but I used to work for a plastic surgeon.

  • 20 pal Jacky // Mar 13, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    those ‘duck’ lips get me into my taxidermy fantasies every time. When you flay a head, the eyes are no problem. The cartlidge in the ears and nose comes off with the skin and so it retains its shape. Then you get to the lips. It is why shrunken heads have their lips sewn shut. The mouth is the hardest part of the face to keep intact, hence the allure.

  • 21 jim // Mar 13, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    This thing’s less than 10 days old & I’ve alreaday read that neither Client 9 nor ANY client is going to get charged with fanny-adams: the rich are not like me & thee & it’s excruciatingly elite, that list. I heard if they charge #9 they have to charge the lot. Not just ANYONE gets $4 K/hr. jiggy-jiggy-push-push. One of the things all that spondulix is for, is Grade-A secrecy. Dude got chumped for his 4 thou.

    He quits, the outed entertainment-technician goes all emo & gets her generic book-TV-movie package, NEXT!

    * Patticakes Heaton in a bikini: $3.99 for eyewash

    * Not having her lean forward & extrude her Big-Mama-Alien extra sets of telescoping mandibles: priceless

  • 22 pal Jacky // Mar 13, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    the one question i’ve had about taxidermy that always gets people uncomfortable when I discuss it concerns stuffing a man. Well the penis to be precise. If one dies flaccid, it seems enough sawdust could be used to make an erection, however, dead penis skin might harden and lose its elasticity.

  • 23 pal Jacky // Mar 13, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    i better just stick to Micheal jackson video games for a while.

  • 24 darkkommissar // Mar 14, 2008 at 1:45 am

    I hope that make one. he will be a horrible man driven to do these horrible things by his uncontrollable urge to defile anything he sees…Even his marriage.

    but his wife has no flaws at all. She is a saint with no blood on her hands…

  • 25 JohnnyBoy // Mar 14, 2008 at 1:46 am

    Well baby, baby’s gonna lose her sweet man
    Dupree come out with a losing hand
    Baby’s gonna weep it up for awhile
    then go on out and find another sweet man’s
    gonna treat her with style

    Grateful Dead - Dupree’s Diamond Blues

  • 26 inerror // Mar 14, 2008 at 10:51 am

    Know what Mrs. Spitzer is whispering in Mr. Spitzer’s ear? — “You think SHE was expensive…wait till you see our divorce settlement.”

  • 27 JohnnyBoy // Mar 14, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    Should be animated or CGI or something, like “Horton Hires A Who-er”

  • 28 JohnnyBoy // Mar 14, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    An anagram of “Eliot Spitzer” is :

    Toilet Prizes !

  • 29 Andre // Mar 14, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    *smacking my head as though I just remembered I coulda had a V-8*

    Thank you, JohnnyBoy. Why haven’t I seen a photoshop of the “You, Me and Dupree” movie poster with Mr. and Mrs. Spitzer and “Kristen”?

    Could somebody get on that right away?

  • 30 JohnnyBoy // Mar 14, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    Andre, yeah, even the rest of the lyrics are rather appropriate.

    good tune too

  • 31 inerror // Mar 14, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    More anagrams from “Eliot Spitzer”
    Pile Zero Tits, Sterilize Top, Lotteries Zip, Elite Zit Pros, Sleep Riot Zit, Peters Oil Zit, Oriel Zest Pit, Pile Store Zit, Lire Poets Zit, Isle Prize Tot, Lite Poser Zit, Ripest Ole Zit, Tripe Zest Oil, Tire Size Plot, Eel Sip Zit Rot, Peel I Zit Rots, Pee Slit Zit Or, See Rip Zit Lot

  • 32 JohnnyBoy // Mar 14, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    Wow, that’s a lotta zits !

  • 33 clevelandphil // Mar 14, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    That’s Larry Miller.
    The comedian, not the owner of ShitNSleep.

  • 34 unfallable // Mar 14, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    But Larry Miller, owner of ShitNSleep *is* a commedian.

  • 35 JohnnyBoy // Mar 14, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    I thought it was but I wasn’t sure

    He was brilliant in “Best In Show”

  • 36 JohnnyBoy // Mar 15, 2008 at 3:13 am

    unfallable // Mar 14, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    But Larry Miller, owner of ShitNSleep *is* a commedian.

    Apparently so, judging from the following from Wikipedia”

    “When opening the Laguna Hills store, owner Larry Miller made a joke about the exit near the Laguna Hills store on a radio ad. He mentioned that El Toro Road was renamed “El Snoro Road.”"

    Now THAT’S comedy !

  • 37 JohnnyBoy // Mar 15, 2008 at 3:16 am

    And here’s complaint:

    http://www.nowscape.com/suck/Sit-n-Sleep.htm

  • 38 unfallable // Mar 15, 2008 at 8:10 pm

    Doesn’t that phrase conjure lines of people on mattresses merging with freeway traffic with the “El Snoro Road” onramp sign in the background — the mattrasses’ passengers snoring away as they speed home to their cozy nook on their Simmons, Miralux and Sealy Posturepedic steeds?

  • 39 pal Jacky // Mar 16, 2008 at 4:37 am

    as bad as larry miller is, the leeds guy is worse. ‘neil with a deal’. His website is more god awful than his T.V. commercials. Watvh the bouncing icons
    http://www.leedsmattress.com/
    ‘I won’t be beat’ he asserts. No and hw won’t get laid either it he keeps dressing in those childlike bedclothes.

  • 40 JohnnyBoy // Mar 16, 2008 at 10:16 am

    I’d like to see a scene where the Mob goes to the mattresses, and a no-neck wiseguy type is negotiating with Neil to buy a bunch of mattresses, with him dressed in that outfit !

  • 41 paper-hat // Mar 16, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    Elliot’s nightmare or Larrys?

  • 42 gary // Mar 16, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    What the hell’s going on here?
    I come back after a couple of days and pal jacky’s posted like 50 replies to this post and johnnyboy’s running neck and neck with him.
    How do you guys live with so much useless crap bouncing around in your heads?

  • 43 JohnnyBoy // Mar 16, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    Yes, I have better things to do, but I ‘d rather do this

  • 44 pal Jacky // Mar 16, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    gary, now you are just being silly, your rant was number 42 so it wouldn’t be possible for me have posed ‘like 50′. and johnnyBoy running neck and neck. brings that to ‘like 100′.obviously, my world view confounds you. You are not the first. The world is full of useless crap, the more useless the more important it is for me to point it. out. This is my lifestyle choice.

  • 45 Speedy Cerviche // Mar 16, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    Jesus Christ, I hope I never meet any of you in real life.

  • 46 pal Jacky // Mar 16, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    useless, I’ll give you useless. I bought the MJ genesis cart in a used game bin, not when it was first out, or when he was a major sleaze,but when the first allegations were made in the early ’90’s. It was creepy then, its creepier now. Folks, gary in particular, emulate the game. Keep in mind it was written when MJ was ‘the king of pop’. It will give you an insight into why trash culture is so important, Everything wrong about MJ is there. From bubbles the chimp to saving the children. Nothing is really a surprise.

  • 47 JohnnyBoy // Mar 16, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    I broke two wheelbarrows today

    What are the odds?

  • 48 gary // Mar 16, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    I bought a rake

  • 49 JohnnyBoy // Mar 17, 2008 at 12:41 am

    Rakes I got, a plethora, I tell you

  • 50 pal Jacky // Mar 17, 2008 at 1:28 am

    VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY FELLATIO!! I bet I even made gary look. the return of ‘Kennyvs. Spenny’ contains many of the regular staples of modern entertainment including heads squeezed in vices and frozen hotdogs up the rectum, but they go ‘cutting edge’ with spenny blowing a vetriloquist dummy!! Pixelation made it impossible to tell exactly what kind of freakish appendage the little guy had attached, but check your local comedy central lsitings for repeat times.

  • 51 JohnnyBoy // Mar 17, 2008 at 7:24 am

    I should hope that the wood is made of wood

  • 52 pal Jacky // Mar 17, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    steve-o from ‘jackass’ is in a 14 day psych hold. I’m not making this one up. I said 2008 is the year of celebrities off the highboard into a pool of thorazine. I also figured that the Heather locklear thing was a fake. Dr. Drew is just itching to go one step beyond celeb rehab.

  • 53 Andre // Mar 17, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/3bslwg

    Looks like Heather Mills settled with Paul McCartney (damn he looks old) for less than she was asking for but more than any of us will ever see.

    My favorite part of the article: “Asked if she thought Sir Paul had been “cruel”, she said: ‘I can’t say that for the sake of my daughter but my sister does.’”

    She might as well have said “My sister thinks he’s a wrinkly, cheapskate bastard with one ball and a thing for little boys, but for the sake of my daughter, I can’t say that.”

    {Note that this post contains no one-legged jokes. I’m putting my foot down about those…hahahahahahahah)

  • 54 JohnnyBoy // Mar 17, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    When reporters asked McCartney if he’d ever go down on one knee again, he said “In spite of all that’s happened, I’d still prefer if you’d call her Heather”

  • 55 JohnnyBoy // Mar 17, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    I saw somehwere that Heather Mills’ settlement amount worked out to about $1400 an hour

    Well, you can’t say he wasn’t generous…after all, for her birthday one year, he got her a plane….and a Lady Remington for the other leg

  • 56 JohnnyBoy // Mar 17, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    But seriously folks, you’re a wonderful audience….where are you all from?

    Oh yes, lovely area

  • 57 pal Jacky // Mar 17, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    heather mills also has that whole princess diana land mine thing going on. What a dopey cause for her. She’s only half as likely to step on one as a normal person is.

  • 58 JohnnyBoy // Mar 17, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    “A fly flies in, (A fly flies in)
    A fly flies out, (A fly flies out)
    Most flies they got three legs
    But mine got one.”

    McCartney - 3 Legs - RAM

  • 59 inerror // Mar 17, 2008 at 9:27 pm

    Anagrams for Heather Mills:
    Hamlet Relish, Tamer Hellish, Hath Smellier, Hart Shlemiel, A Hellish Term, A Hither Smell, A Hitler Helms, A Hermits Hell, Eater Shh Mill, Health Re Slim, Heal Her Milt, Lethal He Rims, Haler Elm Shit, Lathe Her Slim, Its Harem Hell, Hamster He Ill, Shame Her Lilt, Hear Smell Hit, Hear Tells Him, Hater Smell Hi, Hater Sell Him, Heart Smell Hi, Heart Ells Him, Hates Hell Rim, Heat Hells Rim, Heat Her Mills, Smaller He Hit, Taller She Him, Real Helm Shit, Ream Hell Shit, Ream The Shill, Smear The Hill, Tame Her Hills, Mate Her Shill, Are Them Hills, Ah Their Smell, Ah Hell Mister, Ha Three Mills, Ha Retells Him, Hah Tire Smell
    Harsh Teem Ill

  • 60 Stretch // Mar 18, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    {Note that this post contains no one-legged jokes. I’m putting my foot down about those…hahahahahahahah)

    Well if Heather needs money - she can get work with other one-legged waitress’ at IHOP
    …and don’t forget to tip your waitress…!!!

    TIMBER!!!!!

  • 61 pal Jacky // Mar 18, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    my dream album of duets ‘paul McCartney and Wing’. I don’t mean to say that heather mills doesn’t desereve derision, but I for one don’t buy this ’sir paul’ sainthood thing. Listen to any thing he did post beatles and its absolute garbage. Furthermore, I think it is he who sold the beatles out. They do need permission from the songwriters (tom waits and rosanne cash both talked about this fact). For Those who blame Michael Jackson, , the horrifying video for ‘ebony and ivory’ shows he might be a co-conspirator.

  • 62 JohnnyBoy // Mar 18, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    Like George Carlin said, the Beatles are dying in the wrong order

  • 63 JohnnyBoy // Mar 18, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    I liked the first solo album, and Ram, but that’s about it

    and Thrillington and the other experimental stuff, but otherwise no

    though I DO like Laurence Juber

  • 64 pal Jacky // Mar 18, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    as death goes, the romones are neck and neck with the beatles, but the Golden Girls, they live on and on. Think about that next time you question God’s will for mankind. McCartney is most hated in my book for his ‘classical’ garbage ‘oratorio’ it is even worse than andrew lloyd weber’s ‘requiem’ . Hasn’t classical music suffered enough with Phil glass?

  • 65 JohnnyBoy // Mar 18, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    I agree, Oratorio, and what little else I’ve heard of his subsequent “classical” releases are pretty foul

    I’m talking about The Fireman stuff, that I like

  • 66 JohnnyBoy // Mar 18, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    re VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY FELLATIO

    What was the dummy’s name…Jerry Mahorney ?

  • 67 pal Jacky // Mar 18, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    no, the dummy was a charlie McCarthy clone. They showed it last night again. Spenny was sucking off the puppet for over half an hour(elapsed time of course) while Peter’s theme from Prokofiev’s ‘peter and the wolf’played.the electronic arrangement of the purcell funeral march for queen mary that W. Carlos created for the opening of ‘a clockwork orange was also use in the episode when kenny drank tabasco sause. they have even used bartok and Sibelius and that show. The elusive classical music geek niche audience loves that show.

  • 68 inerror // Mar 18, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    Anagrams for Marc Germain (very uninteresting):
    Race Ramming, Cramming Ear, Cram Reaming, Grace Man Rim, Mace Ran Grim, Race Man Grim, Magic Man Err, Racing Arm Me ,Cigar Ram Men, Crag Mean Rim, Crag Name Rim, Mac Anger Rim, Mac Rag Miner, Cam Near Grim, Cram Mean Rig, Car Mag Miner, Mag Man Ricer, Rag Man Crime, A Crag Men Rim, A Can Rem Grim, Mac Ran Me Rig, Cam Ram En Rig, Cram Rag Me In, an Ma Rig Rem, Car Man Me Rig.

    If I had a podcast or radio show with Marc and April to listen to I wouldn’t have all this time to waste on this foolishness.

  • 69 JohnnyBoy // Mar 19, 2008 at 6:47 am

    Charlie McHardon? eh….mahorny is better

    Knucklehead Stiff ? nah

  • 70 Stretch // Mar 19, 2008 at 7:58 am

    Speaking of ventriloquists how cool would it have been to receive fellatio from Shari Lewis…

  • 71 JohnnyBoy // Mar 19, 2008 at 10:03 am

    Yeah, I always thought she was nice-looking.

    Plus which, she’d order lambchops in restaurants just to freak people out.

    so i liked her mentally and physically

  • 72 inerror // Mar 19, 2008 at 11:46 am

    A ventriloquist ought to be able to do you a hummer from the other room by ‘throwing’ their voice.

    Eliot’s wife kind of resembles Shari Lewis. I’m sure she’ll be securing the services of a good ‘mouthpiece’ soon though.

  • 73 inerror // Mar 19, 2008 at 11:48 am

    And she certainly is standing right against a dummy and it looks like she may have her hand up his ass or holding a knife against his back or something.

  • 74 Stretch // Mar 19, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    TRIVIA NOTE: In the 1960s Shari Lewis and her husband, publisher Jeremy Tarcher, wrote episode No. 73 “Lights of Zetar” for the sci-fi series STAR TREK/NBC/1966-69 (an Enterprise crew member’s body is taken over by mysterious energy life-forms on planetoid Memory Alpha)

  • 75 JohnnyBoy // Mar 19, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    Wow, I didn’t know that…I thought I knew all that Star Trek fun stuff !

    Thanks !

  • 76 coasterboy // Mar 19, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    Please, April, I’m begging you, something new….anything….just not more pal jackey…..

  • 77 Spaizgirl // Mar 19, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    Please, April!!!! We need another podcast!!! So much dribble out there. Please post one soon!

  • 78 April // Mar 19, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    I’m recording one right now.

  • 79 JohnnyBoy // Mar 19, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    goodly goodly

  • 80 pal Jacky // Mar 19, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    did I hear more pal jacky??? okay. J.G. Ballard has always insisted that anal rape is a political act. Take his ‘why I want to fuck ronald reagan’ as an example. Because of this I have decided to vote for John McCain in november since both of the democratic candidates should be bent over and have their hems grinded at until bloody pus runs down their ass cheeks.

  • 81 JohnnyBoy // Mar 19, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    Sausage and Pepper Spray
    That’s all I have to say

  • 82 pal Jacky // Mar 19, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    of course clinton needs to get ass raped more than obama, which is why I voted for him in the primary. I just wouldn’t want to be the one to do her. Imagine the skidmarks on her granny panties pulled down to her knees. The sea of anal warts spread in offering, and at just the wrong moment her asking’who do you think is sexier me or ned Beatty?’

  • 83 gary // Mar 19, 2008 at 9:03 pm

    “I’m recording one right now.”
    Thank fucking god!!

  • 84 inerror // Mar 20, 2008 at 12:38 am

    Anagrams for April Winchell:
    Lance Whirl Lip, Acne Whirl Pill, Larch Wine Pill, Ranch Pile Will, Call Whiner Lip, Clan Wiper Hill, Crawl Pine Hill, Plane Rich Will, Paler Inch Will, Real Winch Pill, Liar Pinch Well, All Winch Peril, Wall Inch Peril, Wall Chip Liner, Raw Pencil Hill, Call Her Lip Win, Crawl Hell I Nip, I Crawl Pin Hell, Claw Hell In Rip, I Will Help Narc, Craw Hell Lip In, La Crew Hill Nip, All Rich New Lip, All Clip Her Win, Wall Clip Her In, Plan Rich We Ill, Ran Chill We Lip, Raw Clip In Hell

  • 85 Spaizgirl // Mar 20, 2008 at 9:55 am

    Can’t wait!!!!!

  • 86 coasterboy // Mar 20, 2008 at 10:07 am

    Jacky, you are trying way too hard to be perverse.

  • 87 inerror // Mar 20, 2008 at 10:47 am

    An amazing discovery. Pal Jackey has only nine anagrams. This is fewer by far than those above. I’ve never seen a name that length with near that low number of anagrams. Here they are in their totality, few though they be:

    Jackal Yep, A Jack Yelp, Jack La Yep, Jack Lap Ye, Jack Pal Ye, Jack Alp Ye, Jack Pa Lye, Cap Jay Elk, Jay La Peck

  • 88 JohnnyBoy // Mar 20, 2008 at 10:47 am

    I for one am continually fascinated by the incongruity of
    palJacky’s depth of music and film knowledge coupled with his dedication to the foul side of television without a shred of shame or embarrasment

  • 89 JohnnyBoy // Mar 20, 2008 at 10:49 am

    inerror, you are inerror, there is no “E” in palJacky

  • 90 inerror // Mar 20, 2008 at 11:05 am

    Even more astounding. Just 2 anagrams:

    Jack Play, A Jack Ply

  • 91 clevelandphil // Mar 20, 2008 at 11:41 am

    How about Lacky Jap?

  • 92 inerror // Mar 20, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Well I did find some more. But I refuse to sink to the use of racial epithets:

    jay plack, paly jack, plack jay, ply a jack

  • 93 JohnnyBoy // Mar 20, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    I remember Jay Plack and the Americans

    I think they sang about poor dental hygiene

  • 94 pal Jacky // Mar 20, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    coasterboy, you are wrong. I’ve tried so long to stifle my perversions. I finally found a forum that a i feel free to speak my nind. Furthermore I think quite natural to look at altell’s chad and think. ‘Somebody needs to turn that boy over and give him the trouser snake us the poop portal, before anyone else gets a my circle of friends’.

  • 95 pal Jacky // Mar 20, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    also, I only watch uplifting, mind expanding television. Reality shows have expanded sdapted the concept of ‘cinema verate’ and have brought brilliance into our living rooms. ‘fear factor’ and ’survivor’ has turned young good looking contestants into side show geeks. How can that not be a good thing? Wim Wenders ponders in ‘lightneing over water’, the documentery he did on Nicolas ray’s death, how the camera effected the process of dying. this is not that far away form one wondering whether or not kenny would have tormented spenny with a strapped on dwarf if the cameras weren’t rollling.

  • 96 weizer2 // Mar 20, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    Another podcast??? YEY!!!!!!! Can’t wait!!

  • 97 inerror // Mar 20, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    What do you want to bet April is just waiting till the 100th comment to post the podcast. This is an outrage. The economy is crashing down around us, it’s the anniversary of the Iraq occupation and she is holding Mister K hostage to her petty whims. No more anagrams. We want Mister K! Now post three more posts. Trust me, the keeper of the keys to the podcasts will give up that podcast.

  • 98 inerror // Mar 20, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    just

  • 99 inerror // Mar 20, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    being

  • 100 inerror // Mar 20, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    obstinate

  • 101 gary // Mar 20, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    I concur

  • 102 katzinoire // Mar 21, 2008 at 10:25 am

    Hey April! Long time no read!

    I work in the tradeshow business, so this situation affected us a lot-Spitzer was spearheading a plan to expand the Javits Center in NYC-which would have made the costs increase tenfold, affect the environment around the area negatively etc. So for us, this was huge to hear about-they named “Krysten” “Woman Of The Year”. Crazy.

    I give it a year for the Lifetime movie-done tastefully of course from the perspective of BOTH women involved. Elizabeth Perkins can be Mrs Spitzer and Michelle Monaghan can be “Krysten”.

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