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Why God Made YouTube

April 18th, 2008 · 52 Comments

Tags: Video

52 responses so far ↓

  • 1 supertec // Apr 18, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    WTF?

  • 2 Dylan // Apr 18, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    I… I… I…

  • 3 Speedy Cerviche // Apr 18, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    Ad agencies in Germany still have “3 martini lunches”, I see.

    Bars in Germany still make their martinis with a pinch of mescaline, I see.

  • 4 Scott // Apr 19, 2008 at 12:53 am

    Verrückt

  • 5 linnefaulk // Apr 19, 2008 at 4:04 am

    This is wonderful!

  • 6 PeekaBooRevue // Apr 19, 2008 at 6:11 am

    - the hell? Reminds me of that old burger king commercial with Hootie. But at least you KNEW what that commercial was for. This, I haven’t the foggiest!

  • 7 Duns // Apr 19, 2008 at 10:35 am

    Hey wait a minute, he also made GodTube!
    I found some GodTube on YouTube and some YouTube on GodTube…

    Digg that snoop too.

    http://www.godtube.com/

  • 8 JohnnyQuest // Apr 19, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Snoop’s hairdo makes the video. Who cares what the ad is for?!? I’ll take two…

  • 9 bnaivar // Apr 19, 2008 at 11:37 am

    Fashizzlestein.

  • 10 pal Jacky // Apr 19, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    Another boring fassbinder ripoff. Did anyone see ‘the bitter tears of petra van Kant’? It is about a fashion designer who discovers she is a lesbo when she falls for one of her models. This dismays her mother and daughter, not to mention the model herself who refuses to have anything to do with her. Her unrequited love comes to a head on her birthday her best friend gives her a doll that resembles the model. This sends Petra into the best drunken birthday tizzy of all time!! ‘Kuchen mit schlag!!” Everyone wins when petra wants her cake with cream. Put that in snoop’s hair do.

  • 11 AlexZo // Apr 19, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    If you want to see what level German humour is at today then check out this collection of scenes from the recent film Der Wixxer (the wanker) of the mysterious butler Alfons Hatler. The Nuremberg aerobics alone at about 30 seconds in should be worth an award or two. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KD6kXZtn-4 Or check out this scene of Hatler singing karaoke in the follow-up Neues Vom Wixxer (more from the wanker) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUfGWKsJs4E

  • 12 pal Jacky // Apr 19, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    ‘the merchant of the four seasons’ is a romantic comedy about an ultimate loser. He is surrounded by the meanest group of family and friends of all time. He thinks if he succeeds in peddling fruit everything will change. He does. it doesn’t. Toasting each and everyone one of his foul clan, he drinks himself to death.

  • 13 pal Jacky // Apr 19, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    ‘in a year of 13 moons’ is probably my favorie film of all time. Imagine ‘the mary tyler moore’ show if mary was a post op Tranny and Rhoda was a two bit whore. And mary fell for lou when mary was a man and lou said he liked women so mary gets a sex change. her daughter from before still calls her ‘dad’!!!! the buried the kennedys to the slow movement of mahler’s fifth and its here too.

  • 14 pal Jacky // Apr 19, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    two notes, the final scene in ‘merchant’ reveals he left someone out of his toast. and in germany the ‘13 moons’ are new moons. here we usually count the full moons with the second full moon in the same month being ‘th blue moon’. Fassbinder did not get the years wrong, the germans are just fucked up.(sun is fem, moon is masc. figure that one out anyone who has taken a latin language)

  • 15 ALittleWinchellDoYa // Apr 19, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    The Snoopster is whoring for Vybemobile.

    “Universal Music Germany and E-Plus, the German mobile arm of Dutch telecoms group KPN, have launched Vybemobile, described as Germany’s first combined ‘phone and music’ brand targeted at mobile phone users.”

    (You wouldn’t understand. It’s a kraut thing.)

  • 16 inerror // Apr 19, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    See. No pooping required. It’s naturally bizarre straight from the source.

  • 17 inerror // Apr 19, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    You think the video is funny. Check the commentary on the deutsch sites:

    stackelswein!!!!!!!!
    einfach nur hammer !!!!!!!

    ist das ein idiot…

    der burner. mein wochenende ist gerettet. “schön ist es auf der welt zu sein” yeah yeah

    megafett :D:D

    Shizzle ma nizzle

    omg this is so funny hahaha he’s german is very bad sometime i don’t understand him

    Knaller

  • 18 thefifthbeatle // Apr 19, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    It’s a kraut thing

    I’m SO going to have that put on a T-shirt.

  • 19 thefifthbeatle // Apr 19, 2008 at 8:40 pm

    As for the commercial, it’s quite SPESHUL.

    My only questions are:
    a) What the hell is it for?
    and b) Who approved that ad, and what were they on?

  • 20 jim // Apr 19, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    Achtung!
    Gott ist in an die Tuben!
    Schnizzlegesellschaft!
    Gesundheit!

    Looks like they let the turtle write it.

    Oh, & I finally DID see the Hootie ad - & well my my MY - damned if it actually isn’t even MORE strenuously fucked-up than April’s hair-raising description of it suggests. That one must’ve turned a few folks vegan, on the spot.

    “3-Ring Fassbinder” would be a heck of a band name.

  • 21 joshpincusiscrying // Apr 19, 2008 at 9:21 pm

    is it me, or did I just see Snoop Dog come out of a refridgerator and sing in German to a guy with a turtle?
    THIS is why Al Gore invented the internet!

  • 22 thefifthbeatle // Apr 19, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    For Snoop Dogg, singing in German to a turtle is an artistic step up.

    ZING

  • 23 thefifthbeatle // Apr 19, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    By the way, April, that Harry Potter whistle thing is ACE.

    God love you and your exceptional taste in the mediocre.

  • 24 eBayEnigma // Apr 19, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    joshpincusiscrying: My sentiments exactly! =)

  • 25 eBayEnigma // Apr 19, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    By the by…here’s one of the most useless websites I’ve ever seen:

    http://kittenwar.com/

  • 26 jaxworlds // Apr 20, 2008 at 9:32 am

    Actually April, here is why the devil made youtube.. seriously I think this is the end of civilization..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx_WKxqQF2o

  • 27 eBayEnigma // Apr 20, 2008 at 10:02 am

    Wow, jaxworlds…it’s nice to know she’s not bitter. I wonder what she hoped to gain by doing this. Pitiful.

  • 28 ALittleWinchellDoYa // Apr 20, 2008 at 11:00 am

    OK… if this is “Snoop Dogg as German folk singer legend Roy Black” … why for heaven’s sake don’t they refer to him as “Roy Schwarz?” Since when did the German language include the word “Black?”

    And speaking of black-and-white; 6000 miles away in a monochrome world populated by dial telephones, a little princess is still having hot phone sex with a boy named Freddy …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6xo8Sp4JV4

  • 29 pal Jacky // Apr 20, 2008 at 11:32 am

    anyone here ever go to a fassbinder film festival in the late ’70’s or early ‘80′ in either L.A. or the bay area(SF or berkeley)? If you did when fassbinder regular karlheinz bohm hit the screen did you ever hear a crazy man sing the ‘mentors’ lyric
    ‘I’m a peepin’, i’m a peepin tom,
    I’m a peepin’ i’m a peepin’ on your mom’?
    If you did then I’m sure the man feels quite ashamed of his drunken actions and should be forgiven.
    (Major kudo’s to anyone who gets that reference-google not allowed-red shoes she just can’t stop dancing)

  • 30 pal Jacky // Apr 20, 2008 at 11:43 am

    sarah chalke has alway been one of my faves. I’m a sick bastard. Her new underwear commercial where she jiggles and gyrates trying to get rid of a wedgie is the best piece of erotica I’ve seen since marlon broando ‘passed the butter’. check it out.

  • 31 Speedy Cerviche // Apr 20, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    Every single person on this website, save for me, is an aging gay man.

    Prove me wrong.

  • 32 steve // Apr 20, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    where is the “I got pooped” post?

  • 33 steve // Apr 20, 2008 at 9:59 pm

    oh, and I am an aging gay man.

  • 34 WhereTheresSmoke // Apr 20, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    What would it take to prove you wrong Speedy — ravage your sister? Resist an invitation to take a cruise with George Michael? I DON’T criticize the interior decorating of YouTube video backdrops? I don’t drive a Prius? The first thing I do when I pick up a Playboy magazine is flip oven the centerfold?
    What’s the acid test on sexual preference?

  • 35 WhereTheresSmoke // Apr 20, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    I know. I use Windows, not Mac OS. That should plant me firmly in the hetero camp.

    And if gas prices keep going the way they are we all may end up driving gay cars.

  • 36 JohnnyBoy // Apr 20, 2008 at 11:53 pm

    Having sex with men would be the test

  • 37 WhereTheresSmoke // Apr 20, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    But that only applies for a man I presume. But then this assumes the word “gay” applies to women and men. But then what if a man has sex with a man but then has sex with a woman — or vis-versa? I think computer operating system is a much more dependable determinant of sexual orientation.

  • 38 jaxworlds // Apr 21, 2008 at 5:35 am

    these are for jacky..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcM0OT6mnqA

    I thought wedgies were a guy thing.. silly me..

  • 39 jaxworlds // Apr 21, 2008 at 5:40 am

    One more, this one is a ‘behind’ (ack) the scenes..
    this is the chic from scrubs.. the show I avoid but seem to know all the characters..(hate doctor shows)..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeCmqR8FpeU&feature=related

  • 40 coasterboy // Apr 21, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    Ok, silly point, but EVERYONE is aging. So that’s a stupid point. And I’m not gay. I may suck cock, but like Larry Craig, I’m not GAY.

  • 41 clevelandphil // Apr 21, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    The vid’s been pulled.

  • 42 pal Jacky // Apr 21, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    she was also the second becky from ‘rosanne’ . As far as ’scrubs’ is concerned, I just don’t get zack braff. Nonetheless, her hanes commercials are far better than their bra commercials with Jennifer love hewitt’s frankenstein tits.

  • 43 JohnnyBoy // Apr 21, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    I remember Zack Braff from the old Batman show

    ZACK ! BRAFF ! POW !

  • 44 pal Jacky // Apr 21, 2008 at 5:19 pm

    i was watching lots of those sarah chalke videos researching my new book, ‘Is there life before death?’ and I though she matches my archtype., tall smart blondes’, she most reminds me of a tall Hanna Schugulla, fassbinders best known fem. So all comes together. Miss schug was’maria braun’, ‘Lili marlene’ , Eva in ‘berlin alexanderplatz’ and petra’s lust interest in ‘petra van kant’ and many many others, tShe tried to make it in american cinema after fassbinder’s death, but her american debut was in the original ‘delta force’ as the german stewardess who had to decide who was jewish or not by their passports so the terrorists could kill them first. ‘ripped out of today’s headlines’ the poster screamed.

  • 45 pal Jacky // Apr 21, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    to be fair hanna did a kenneth Branhnoggin bore fest where she played a german immigrant. And a real timewaster called ’something about lulu’ with debby harry. It was the eighties and thought one couldn’t go wrong with the two blonds in their prime. I was mistaken. abel ferrare’s ‘the rose hotel’ type mistaken.

  • 46 Speedy Cerviche // Apr 21, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    @clevelandphil

    No, this is the internet. You can’t take something off of the internet. Genie, bottle, etc.

    http://www.deletedyoutube.ftvteen.com/?v=rdI-lhwJyzI

  • 47 David Caruso // Apr 21, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    I guess the internet is like a diamond…

    *puts on sunglasses*

    …it’s forever.

  • 48 Roger Daltrey // Apr 21, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • 49 pal Jacky // Apr 21, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    ‘a kiss on the hand might be quite sentimental
    but corndogs are a girl’s best friend’.

  • 50 Mean John Dean // Apr 24, 2008 at 2:22 am

    This has got to stop. The difference between a Mac and a PC is, yes I said is, that Macs’ are for professionals and PCs’ are for everybody else. I use a PC, why, because I can’t afford a Mac. If I could I assure you I would be on one.

    The test for a gay man is whether or not that man exclusively loves men. If he likes women too he’s bi. If a woman likes just women she’s a lesbian and if she likes both, and she’s your wife she’s a gift from God or a problem depending on your outlook.

    You all make me nuts sometimes. Can you say “stick to a topic?”
    Mean John Dean

  • 51 JohnnyBoy // Apr 24, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Other famous Belgiums include Tintin and Ned Flanders

  • 52 AlexZo // Apr 24, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    So you want gay and german, then how about this bit from the film Dreamship Surprise. Captain Kork and Spuck are forced to save the world when all they really want to do is to rehearse their routine for the Miss Waikiki contest. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC18698RcCU

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