April Winchell

44 responses so far ↓

• 1 unclemike // May 11, 2008 at 11:36 pm

  You stay classy, Bill-o.

• 2 Speedy Cerviche // May 11, 2008 at 11:54 pm

  Tee-hee. I beat you to the punch, April.

  http://www.aprilwinchell.com/2008/05/09/this/#comment-3918

  Maybe I should get my own blog. Oh wait, I have nothing interesting or worthwhile to say.

• 3 Dylan // May 12, 2008 at 12:04 am

  Hahahahaha!! This is GLORIOUS!

• 4 Letty Cruz // May 12, 2008 at 12:35 am

  Three-inch penis rage, y’all.

• 5 Speedy Cerviche // May 12, 2008 at 12:52 am

  Aw, Bill’s just constipated. We need to show him this video.

  Now that’s edu-tainment!

• 6 JohnnyBoy // May 12, 2008 at 5:40 am

  Stern played this clip this morning, comparing it to Casey Kasem’s classic rant

• 7 bnaivar // May 12, 2008 at 6:02 am

  There’s nothing like being a professional broadcaster…..

  …and that was nothing like being a professional broadcaster.

• 8 Matthew Dickens // May 12, 2008 at 7:47 am

  …Bipolar!

• 9 John Foley // May 12, 2008 at 8:22 am

  He’ s just trying to be like the FOLKS. He heard some of them swearing earlier that morning, and he decided to emulate. It came off very clumsily, in my opinion.

• 10 JohnnyBoy // May 12, 2008 at 9:05 am

  You’re right…it DOES come across like bad acting !

• 11 ListenerJustin // May 12, 2008 at 9:50 am

  Wow, that didn’t take long. Monday morning at 10 am, and the video is already gone from the youtubes.

• 12 jim // May 12, 2008 at 12:57 pm

  Yep - it’s toast.
  Imagine how terribly disappointed that makes me feel.
  For which you’ll need one hell of a powerful imagination.

  In this case, a dead video window truly is a beautiful thing.

• 13 Speedy Cerviche // May 12, 2008 at 1:47 pm

  *cough*

  http://www.aprilwinchell.com/2008/05/09/this/#comment-3918

  *cough*

  The video link I posted before April is still up. Now with extras!

• 14 Bitsey // May 12, 2008 at 2:36 pm

  Who is t he bigger tool, Bill in that clip or the clueless Speedy Cerviche?

• 15 ListenerJustin // May 12, 2008 at 3:09 pm

  Ahh, there we go. That’s the Bill we’ve all come to know and…something. I’ll bet that ugly little scene could’ve been easily avoided had the director just offered him a bakery-fresh croissant.

• 16 jim // May 12, 2008 at 5:22 pm

  Bitchy anchorman is bitchy.

  Okay, now I’ve seen it … & thus, I can’t UNSEE it!
  His pharmaceuticals plainly need adjusting.

  To mellow him out? Au contraire: ramp that malevolent old media-monkey’s crank-ratio UP - I want to see him try another surprise interview on Obama, but MUCH more, shall we say, proactively over-enthusiastic … enough so that one of the Security people has to tase him, live on air. I want to hear the crackly noise & I want to hear him gurgle like a mutant planarian, right before he says hello to Mr. Concrete.

  Not to mention keeping the cameras on him as he comes to in handcuffs & goes irrevocably bugshit crazy, preferably trying to attack the cops surrounding him while literally foaming at he mouth - biting, kicking, screeching like a sophomore being introduced to anal sex, & having his loathsome face beaten like a child’s toy drum on Xmas morning, knowing even before he does that his career, such as it ever was, is as dead as Elvis.

  I know, I know, it’s the same as saying I want a pony that shits gold ingots - but a fella can dream, can’t he?

• 17 Andre // May 12, 2008 at 9:03 pm

  Damn Justin! You beat me to the punch. I was going to say “Looks like someone didn’t get their fresh croissant today.”

  Great minds run amuck.

• 18 Speedy Cerviche // May 12, 2008 at 11:37 pm

  Awwwwwww, it’s so cute when they resort to name calling.

  Bitsey, next time your sensibilities are offended, please attempt something a bit more imaginative or articulate. Bear in mind that I have been called far worse things than “tool”. I’m a net troll from way back, and I have enraged and offended more people than I can keep track of. Ergo, you can imagine the names I have been called, the ill wishes that have been directed in my direction, the threats and personal attacks and fatwas and blood hexes that have been declared upon my family etc, etc.

  So next time, I gotta ask you to think big. Think “outside the box”. As I said before: imaginative and/or articulate. Though judging by your past comments, this may be too much to ask. Time will tell.

  Ah yes, but I am quite clueless, so I gotta give you points there. Good job on that call, kiddo.

• 19 bnaivar // May 13, 2008 at 4:56 am

  John, you didn’t get invited to the swearing and gambling?

  I realize that’s probably a lot like living with April, but still. ..

• 20 steve // May 13, 2008 at 9:57 am

  let’s see if this works:

  See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

• 21 steve // May 13, 2008 at 10:47 am

  more fucking!
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uLSOGcOQPI&eurl=http://www.wwtdd.com/index.phtml

• 22 Stretch65 // May 13, 2008 at 1:13 pm

  sainted mother? - OK she did create you BUT I’m pretty sure there is somewhat of a waiting list:
  Mother Theresa
  that Polish Pope guy
  then Roger Moore

  and I’m also pretty sure you have to be dead first -

• 23 steve // May 14, 2008 at 4:50 pm

  this is weird. no new comments since yesterday at 1 pm, and my two are awaiting moderation.

• 24 inerror // May 14, 2008 at 6:26 pm

  steve:

  Your comment must have been too radical or extreme. That message is awaiting for you to show more moderation in your posts. We don’t want any flame wars erupting. So please, show moderation in the content of your posts…and don’t post so many hyperlinks.

• 25 steve // May 14, 2008 at 7:03 pm

  huh, ok cool. I was trying to post a couple videos using the “embed” link from their pages. and I used a word “which some people might find offensive” (to quote a recent user of such word on live TV). it’s still odd though, that there haven’t been any more comments on here over the past 24+ hours.

• 26 JohnnyBoy // May 14, 2008 at 7:30 pm

  When will my comments await eztremism?

  Oh, and Bubba played the Bill O’Reilly bit and called him a Two-Faced Piece of Shit, which was nice !

• 27 socalfrank // May 15, 2008 at 12:22 am

  April has abandoned us for the bright lights of Sin City. I hope she makes a podcast about what happens in Vegas.

• 28 JohnnyBoy // May 15, 2008 at 8:42 am

  “Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck”
  Eric Cartman

• 29 Andre // May 15, 2008 at 11:10 am

  Now you can get your groove on to Bill’s tirade:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2YDq6FkVE

• 30 inerror // May 15, 2008 at 12:34 pm

  Please show moderation - or else - B*TCH LICKING P*SSY

• 31 DavidinBerkeley // May 15, 2008 at 1:25 pm

  Please let’s all bow our heads and pray that Ms. Winchell shows some moderation at the slot machines so that she doesn’t come home with another gambling-related back injury.

• 32 DavidinBerkeley // May 15, 2008 at 1:26 pm

  Winchell Quiz Time!

  How many of AW pets can you name?

• 33 Andre // May 15, 2008 at 6:19 pm

  Astro?
  Snowball?
  Old Yeller?

• 34 DavidinBerkeley // May 15, 2008 at 7:17 pm

  You’re not half-trying, Andre.

• 35 JohnnyBoy // May 15, 2008 at 7:36 pm

  Krypto
  Streaky
  Beppo
  Comet

• 36 inerror // May 15, 2008 at 8:11 pm

  I knew it. The Winchell party has been waylaid on some dark desert highway. Bodies turn up all the time along the 15 between LA and Vegas. Why do you think they started the series “CSI” in Vegas? Because there’s so much real crime material to draw from there, that’s why. Someone needs to organize a search party.

• 37 steve // May 16, 2008 at 9:29 am

  didn’t April have a ferret named Blumpkin?

• 38 inerror // May 16, 2008 at 11:30 am

  Just before April’s last move, she told about a Wire Fox Terrier named
  Mac
  that liked to hang out in empty kitchen cupboards.

• 39 pal Jacky // May 16, 2008 at 2:45 pm

  what the fuck is wrong with you people?

• 40 mkf // May 16, 2008 at 2:51 pm

  damn, you called it–i clicked on the link, and it’s gone.

• 41 JohnnyBoy // May 16, 2008 at 5:27 pm

  Nothing wrong…I am the sanest man alive

• 42 pal Jacky // May 16, 2008 at 7:59 pm

  It is not just the price of gas that has been hit by inflation. last night on ‘i bet you will’ they offered up $25 for a girl to pick her nose and eat it. In the fifth grade, Keith Van Tassle used to do it for a quarter.

• 43 Bitsey // May 16, 2008 at 9:27 pm

  Speedy, good grief. I called you a tool because you’re wanking on and on about credit, when she already gave it to you. You can’t be too critical of my many posts here because I haven’t made many. Lil advice? Less is more.

• 44 DavidinBerkeley // May 19, 2008 at 2:51 pm

  Winchell Quiz Time is closed for this thread.

  Only one person got ONE name which is a pretty flaccid showing, I must say.

  Has everyone forgotten Woody (read psychically), Rosie (Surge-Protector-Pooper), and Dugans (signer of the Magna Carta)?

  The mists of my memory even recall a dog named Bob, who was pre-KFI.

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