Well, it hasn’t quite been 19 years, but the eagerly awaited follow-up to our last podcast is now online. And I think you’ll agree that unlike some sequels, this one was worth the wait.
Right out of the gate, you get the Vicodin-fueled retelling of Mr. K’s recent motorcycle accident on the 405. And there’s an uncomfortable discussion about sex with famous people.
Carnage, drugs and sex, all in less than an hour. You don’t get that on Ira Fistell.
But there’s more! You’ll also get racially insensitive comments about Native Americans, stories about meat-eating and gambling, details on my upcoming movie with Gary Busey and lots and lots of old-fashioned cursing. Golly, this is the best Memorial Day ever!
So go ahead. Click on the player below to listen now, or download it to slog through at your leisure.
Sure it’s a chore. But that’s what weekends are for.
41 responses so far ↓
1 DavidinBerkeley // May 24, 2008 at 11:03 am
Frist!
2 DavidinBerkeley // May 24, 2008 at 11:08 am
Thanks for the new podcast, Ms. Winchell.
This gives me something to look forward to over the weekend, which will probably be spent going over the 9-inch pile of paperwork labeled “Urgent” on my desk (and the copy-paper box filled with stuff not marked urgent), plus cleaning the fridge.
But that’s what holidays are for.
3 DavidinBerkeley // May 24, 2008 at 11:11 am
And in case anybody still cares, the next question on Winchell Quiz Time is:
Who did April’s Mom sleep with who had a round bed?
4 Andre // May 24, 2008 at 12:49 pm
I’m happy as long as that obnoxious “Short Round” kid isn’t part of the podcast.
5 John Foley // May 24, 2008 at 1:46 pm
That podcast needed more Foley.
6 JohnnyQuest // May 24, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Couldn’t You Use A little More Foley? ™
7 JohnnyBoy // May 24, 2008 at 8:30 pm
I have a cartoon from the WW2 era which has such phrases as “Phooey on Foley” and “Stinker Foley & Co”
8 eBayEnigma // May 24, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Woohoo! Great podcast guys!
9 coasterboy // May 24, 2008 at 10:02 pm
More Foley? Like the guy on Prairie Home Companion? Creaking doors, footsteps in gravel, thunder crashes! I love it! Production values!
Oh, wait, you were referring to you, huh?
10 Andre // May 24, 2008 at 10:05 pm
May I take just a moment to say…
“Say good night, Dick.
Good night, Dick”
Dick Martin, dead at 86…
(Oh, don’t look so sad. He was married to a Playboy playmate. And he didn’t have a round bed.)
11 Andre // May 24, 2008 at 10:07 pm
And Richard Dawson lives on.
Wait a minute…
12 David // May 24, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Good job on the Photoshop!
13 Speedy Cerviche // May 24, 2008 at 10:22 pm
All right! This will be great, can’t wait to listen to it.
14 David Caruso // May 24, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Well I guess…
*pulls out sunglasses*
…that last podcast…
*puts on sunglasses*
…wasn’t the last crusade after all.
*walks away*
15 Roger Daltrey // May 24, 2008 at 10:27 pm
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
16 Andre // May 25, 2008 at 1:15 am
By the way. For voice-over fans who are aware that too many celebs are taking the jobs away from professional voice-over artists, here’s another example…
That’s Keifer Sutherland doing the current “Bank of America” ads.
You can tell by the way he says “opport-yun-ity”
Nothing gets by me.
17 Andre // May 25, 2008 at 1:18 am
Yes, I know that dad Donald does the orange juice commercials. But he’s easy to spot/hear.
18 Andre // May 25, 2008 at 1:25 am
I blame Carol Burnett.
19 eBayEnigma // May 25, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Nope, it’s Tom Selleck that does the Florida orange juice commercials.=)
20 Infinite monkey // May 25, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I have this strange feeling that in the distant past one of us monkeys fell out of a tree onto a wild ass and had the ride of a lifetime. This could explain the origins of laughter and the beginning of human transportation all in one example!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Wild_Ass
On the other hand, If Mr. K gets another bike it should be a Harley-Davidson…
21 JohnnyQuest // May 25, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Are there any stats comparing mule-related deaths to those occurring when engaging a wild ass? Just wondering…
Remember, Only You Can Prevent Wild Ass Injuries!(tm)
22 John Foley // May 25, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Donald Sutherland played the Clumsy Waiter.
23 JohnnyBoy // May 25, 2008 at 8:28 pm
What was that? This is not a chawade. We need total concentwation.
24 pal Jacky // May 26, 2008 at 4:07 pm
having expermented with several same sex relationships in his early twenties, one would think The Agenda would be all over E. Hemmingway. However they are not. It would be easy to think that they wouldn’t want bullfighting advocates in their contingint, but they have already branded blues legend Mingus into their fray. It is more of a personal hygeine thing. His concept of oral hygeine was not to brush his teeth but to drink heavily. He also didn’t believe in toilet paper nor shaking himself after urinating. Later in life some tried to blame his soggy crotch on incontinence. However, he was proud of his self inflicted diaper rash. Along with Mark Twain, history would be best to forget all about him, however, spinster schoolmarms still insist on inflicting his drunken babblings onto students in an attempt to scare them away from alcohol.
25 pal Jacky // May 26, 2008 at 5:13 pm
oh no one be so impolite to say mingus was a jazzman not a bluesman, he fits in both worlds and I live in a world where people get the sons of Bach all confused.
26 pal Jacky // May 26, 2008 at 6:14 pm
of course C.3.P.O. Bach was the one who wore his mother’s clothing and I.B.M. Bach doubled as an abortionist. Well not really he was just so ugly he could cause a miscarriage on just one glance. So folks when Roe Vs. Wade gets overturned by Bush’s appointees , Zach Braff will never be out of work.
27 JohnnyBoy // May 26, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Bach had 20 children because his organ didn’t have any stops
28 pal Jacky // May 26, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Actually old Johann Sebastian had some wild habits in the sack, including lap dogs and riding crops. Both his wives figured out the best way to avoid sex was to be pregnant as much as possible. Amazing considering his second was was severly retarded. Also the famous ’stillborn’ stew that was eaten for good luck after delivering a dead one was augmented in their case to include live males born with down syndrome boiled just long enough for them to die so they would remain succulent.
29 inerror // May 26, 2008 at 8:41 pm
The age of the two-way talking blog has arrived.
30 jim // May 27, 2008 at 12:28 am
Worth the wait.
My shrivelled black heart glows anew every time I hear Mr. K say another cuss-word. But hearing about Rosie getting a new TeeVee series makes it turn cold again.
So it’s a toss-up for me.
31 pal Jacky // May 27, 2008 at 7:57 am
‘Stillborn Stew’ has its origins in the Jewish community before the reformation. Protestants took up the tradition in a good will effort since they thought the Jews had given up the eating of christian babies. In fact, the Jews felt that the protestants were so disgusting and piglike that only catholic babies were kosher enough to eat.
32 JohnnyBoy // May 27, 2008 at 9:20 am
Plus which they keep promoting inappropriate children’s books like “Heather’s Mommy Straps It On” and “Where’s Dildo?”
33 DavidinBerkeley // May 27, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Is is just me or does Ms. Winchell sound like one of those retired ladies talking to her someone on the phone and her husband downstairs in the family room:
“HONEY, JUDY WANTS TO KNOW DID YOU REMEMBER TO PUT THE LID ON THE POTATO SALAD BEFORE YOUR PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE? WELL THEN TURN DOWN THE TELEVISION SO YOU CAN HEAR ME! JUDY WANTS TO KNOW….”
34 DavidinBerkeley // May 27, 2008 at 12:18 pm
But otherwise it’s classic. It made washing those dishes much less of a chore hearing about Mr. K’s accident.
35 DavidinBerkeley // May 27, 2008 at 12:20 pm
And I must say that I think it’s because most people think of motorcycle riding like working with tigers: it’s a dangerous thing to begin with, so once you get injured, you’re not likely to go back.
36 bnaivar // May 27, 2008 at 1:35 pm
My heart is all a twitter. I got a mention in the podcast. “Somebody from Atlanta”, yep that’s me. I knew I’d hit the big time eventually.
37 pal Jacky // May 27, 2008 at 1:57 pm
naturally, Jews haven’t eaten babies for a long time. This occurred during the Papacy of George Micheal the third. By Vatican decree all children under two had to wear ‘St. Delbert suits’. Named for the patron saint of inbreds, these suits were really more like cloth sacks that tied at the babies neck. After two weeks they were removed and the kid was placed in the nearest stream for a while to wash up before the next one was fitted.
Naturally, some backwards thinking people do believe that Jews still feast on babies. Most notably new age performance artist Dr. Laura who converted to Judaism so as to keep her taste for infant flesh in a place where it nwould be respected.
38 thefifthbeatle // May 27, 2008 at 2:43 pm
OOH *afire with happiness*
And it’s a miracle! I’m not having problems with the site anymore!
39 jim j polock // May 27, 2008 at 4:42 pm
What’s this about Mr.K talking about how clean April’s house is? I thought they never saw each other in person. Worlds collide!
40 davidhazard71 // May 29, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I was Robert Guillome’s stunt double in Benson…….lol j/k Good to hear the podcast!
41 socalfrank // Aug 3, 2008 at 6:20 pm
“The Podcast Returns”, and poof, just like that, it’s gone again…
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